In the news...

[Wookie]

Bye, John. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out, the new Home Secretary won't want your arseprint on his new door.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6629877.stm

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Arf. Go on Patrick!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6634255.stm

 

[db]

"I used to watch Doctor Who and Star Trek, but they went PC - making women commanders, that kind of thing. I stopped watching."

 

[Augustus Gloop]

A lonely batchelor (his fiancee was killed in the war driving an ambulance) condemning himself to a life of arthritic misogyny in Selsey.

You wonder how often he might have trained his telescope onto the nearby Pontins at Camber Sands in search of Black Holes.

Yes it's a punathon!

Uranus is off limits though.

 

[BBC]

Murder in Stafford!

 

[Augustus Gloop]

I'd heard about this. Anyone know what went on?

Rickerscote Arms - farking hell, now I don't get intimidated very easily but that's one rough pub. I've felt safer in a few of the pubs in and around Lloyd Street/Moss Side, Manchester than in that hole.

In other news:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007210566,00.html

Enjoy some of the reader responses.

 

[db]

I'd heard about this. Anyone know what went on?

Rickerscote Arms - farking hell, now I don't get intimidated very easily but that's one rough pub. I've felt safer in a few of the pubs in and around Lloyd Street/Moss Side, Manchester than in that hole.

In other news:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007210566,00.html

Enjoy some of the reader responses.

i'm going to make it a personal mission to quash this story and make sure it never surfaces ever again

 

[db]

Murder in Stafford!

that's terrible

any more info?

 

[MISS T]

i'm going to make it a personal mission to quash this story and make sure it never surfaces ever again

Excuse No.69

 

[gon2seed]

Particularly vicious and nasty attack from what I have heard, truly awful.

 

[Wookie]

Run for the Hills!!!!!!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/11/skynet_takes_control/

 

[db]

"Come with me if you want to live!"

 

[MISS T]

Don't think Paul Scholes will have this problem. . . http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1265620,00.html

 

[gota quid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/6646331.stm

 

[victoriab]

Her face is an entirely different colour from her hands

 

[Wookie]

Same story from another source...
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/11/satnav_crash/

Quote:
"So I opened the gate, drove forward, closed the gate behind me and then went to go and open the gate in front of me. Then I heard this train and I noticed there was train tracks. It was only then that I did realise I was on a train crossing."

Words fail me...

*EDIT* Added quote from article.

 

[victoriab]

Bootnote

Thanks to all those readers who emailed to point out this possible future nominee for a Darwin Award.

Hehe

 

[MISS T]

Her face is an entirely different colour from her hands

Only a girl would notice that.

 

[cookie_monster]

i cant believe somebody would be this cruel!!!!

what 'orrible people!


x

 

[victoriab]

i cant believe somebody would be this cruel!!!!

what 'orrible people!


x

Oh that's not nice. How the hell did they catch the birds to kill them in the first place??