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It's time to stop being nice to the people who knowingly voted us into this mess. If you know someone who voted leave, no longer hold doors open for them.
Imagine, if you will, you have been married for 40 years.
Your husband, on the advice of his dickhead friends, has decided to file for divorce.
Let's accept the plaintiff's assertion that the 'friends' are, indeed, 'dickheads', because they are.
We can, can we not, assume that if your husband is acting upon the advice of acknowledged dickheads, it's probably fair to assume that he is himself a dickhead?
The grounds for divorce are that your dickhead husband intends to have an affair.
He's not 'having' an affair, he just thinks that if you weren't 'in the way' by holding on to this godforsaken marriage, which is, as he has previously and obviously agreed to, an honourable estate, he could have as many affairs as he liked.
Ok, you say, a bit blind-sided.
So how do we proceed?
Dickhead says we should should 'just get on with it'.
Your friend Gina says that you should probably get a lawyer, so you do, and he thinks that it's not quite as easy as that.
Protracted discussions ensue, and you finally agree to a divorce settlement - things have been a bit tricky because access to your little child 'Ulster' have proved particularly difficult, but you have agreed to an interim agreement on the basis that that if you can't agree on access arrangements the child will be rent in twain.
Nobody, including you, understands what that actually means.
Everybody panics.
Please send this or a version of to:
The Independent
The Guardian
Sky News
Terry Wogan
There's quite a few round here who want a 'no deal,' they literally want a crash out. Apparently they're not bothered if we run out of Spam and Beans, everything will get better 'The Day After.'
My experience with hangovers suggests otherwise to me, but I could be wrong. (I'm going to do a lot of gloating if not, even though I might be beanless and spamless.)
I have been told that it is not uncommon to find people who think that 'no deal' means staying in the EU.
What we need is a reporter doing a vox pop in a market in Stoke. That will be truly representative of the normal people of the UK.