Lets play a game?

[Merckx]

1 line per person. Ill start:


One day i..

 

[Darren]

Polished my helmet with brasso

 

[Merckx]

whilst wearing a tutu

 

[Gadget]

And pink fluffy bunny slippers

 

[proactive]

As I walked down the

 

[Merckx]

long slope to never never land whilst

 

[proactive]

fiddling with my tackle

 

[Merckx]

in a very perculiar way, then all of a sudden...

 

[Darren]

My tackle broke free spilling its content all over the...

 

[Merckx]

face of an unsuspecting pony. i turned around and

 

[Perrier]

apologised, then mopped him down when

 

[proactive]

a copper put his hand on my

 

[Merckx]

ipod nano with customised holder and said

 

[Darren]

Bend over time i drive it up the chocolate highway, it was then that

 

[Perrier]

he told me that i had the right to remain silent, so i ..

 

[Merckx]

remained silent but found a..

 

[Gadget]

box of donuts, down by my feet which I used to distract him whilst...

 

[Perrier]

i grabbed his trunchion and..

 

[proactive]

beat him off

 

[Darren]

After i had finished beaten his truncheon off i wiped my brow and...