Lion tries to eat baby

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Biggest non-story ever

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3636598/Tot-stays-cool-as-lion-strikes.html

Lion tries to eat baby except it didn't really because there's an inch thick glass wall between them....

Quiet news day?

 

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They're not even trying - Baby Tries To Eat Lion, that's a proper headline.

Freddy Starr Ate My Hamster - that's another.