Local Fraud? - Not round ere mate

[John Marwood]

Your local plod will no longer investigate fraud locally it seems

Instead, you call a National number and only if the fraud is big enough might you hear back

Fraud investigation has always been poorly financed, now 'smallscale' fraud would appear to be a good bet

www.actionfraud.police.uk/

 

[Gramaisc]

Market opportunity.

 

[Withnail]

There is a much better way of dealing with online fraud.

PM me your bank account details and i'll show you how.

 

[Gramaisc]

Is your father a prince?

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

There is a much better way of dealing with online fraud.

PM me your bank account details and i'll show you how.

pm'd!

 

[age'd parent]

There is a much better way of dealing with online fraud.

PM me your bank account details and i'll show you how.

You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.

 

[Withnail]

pm'd!

Best £356.72 you've ever spent.

If you don't receive your info pack within 5 working days, do call my helpline* and i'll look into it.

* calls cost £94 per minute

 

[proactive]

* calls cost £94 per minute

You're under-selling yourself.

 

[Withnail]

You're under-selling yourself.

Do you have any tips to maximise my phone line income?

I'm willing to trade That-Crazy-Rat-Lady's bank details as collateral.

 

[John Marwood]

Nice job...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...erman-attacked-over-shocking-stewardship.html

 

[Gramaisc]

Nice job...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...erman-attacked-over-shocking-stewardship.html

Been stacks about him in the Eye - you couldn't make it up.

 

[John Marwood]

All power corrupts but paddy power gives you better ods

 

[monkey bidness]

Been stacks about him in the Eye - you couldn't make it up.

You only have to look at his picture to know at once that he is so improbably far up his own jacksie.

 

[Gramaisc]

You only have to look at his picture to know at once that he is so improbably far up his own jacksie.

Poacher turned gamekeeper - where have all our pheasants gone?

 

[monkey bidness]

Poacher turned gamekeeper - where have all our pheasants gone?

That pompous pheasant pluckers got them?

Careful now...

 

[Gramaisc]

That pompous pheasant pluckers got them?

Careful now...

As far as I'm concerned, he can just SFO.

 

[Withnail]

where have all our pheasants gone?