Local Fraud? - Not round ere mate

Your local plod will no longer investigate fraud locally it seems

Instead, you call a National number and only if the fraud is big enough might you hear back

Fraud investigation has always been poorly financed, now 'smallscale' fraud would appear to be a good bet

www.actionfraud.police.uk/

 

Market opportunity.

 

There is a much better way of dealing with online fraud.

PM me your bank account details and i'll show you how.

 

Is your father a prince?

 

pm'd!

 

You show me yours, and I'll show you mine.

 

Best £356.72 you've ever spent.

If you don't receive your info pack within 5 working days, do call my helpline* and i'll look into it.

* calls cost £94 per minute

 

You're under-selling yourself.

 

Do you have any tips to maximise my phone line income?

I'm willing to trade That-Crazy-Rat-Lady's bank details as collateral.

 

Nice job...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/...erman-attacked-over-shocking-stewardship.html

 

Been stacks about him in the Eye - you couldn't make it up.

 

All power corrupts but paddy power gives you better ods

 

You only have to look at his picture to know at once that he is so improbably far up his own jacksie.

 

Poacher turned gamekeeper - where have all our pheasants gone?

 

That pompous pheasant pluckers got them?

Careful now...

 

As far as I'm concerned, he can just SFO.