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littleme

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I'm going to the kitchen to make a coffee, while I'm in there I'm going to try and sneak 2 plain chocolate biscuits without little daughter hearing as I've just told her she can't have anything before tea!

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tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
It is a well known fact that young children can hear the rustle of a confectionery wrapper at 400 yards, yet can't hear you ask them to wash their hands from 4 feet.
 

That-Crazy-Rat-Lady

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They'll eat the insulation off the wiring in your Shackleton - http://www.staffordforum.com/xf/ind...-go-on-it-might-be-funny.58/page-46#post-3342 - if you happen to have one.

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And your sofa, table, internet cable, phone line, slippers, jumper, jeans and any important documents......
 

littleme

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It is a well known fact that young children can hear the rustle of a confectionery wrapper at 400 yards, yet can't hear you ask them to wash their hands from 4 feet.
;) Mission accomplished, with the help of one very noisy kettle, and use of the kitchen scissors to cut open the bottom of the packet rather than untwisting it....
 

age'd parent

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Today we went to Kathrine house," just to look", she spent £80!!
We have a newish sofa and chair coming on Thursday, which I am not to sit on till she gets home.
And if the dog gets even near it, he loses some very important bits.
(I typed impotant bits there, probable should have left it in)
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
Well Glam I hope your happy! I'm holding you personally responsible for my new tow babies ratties!

(I need someone to blame when the other half gets home: 'A lady on Stafford forum told me to do it!')

Thankyou they're awesome....... pictures to follow!
Yea, well you knew you wanted them, just needed a nudge. My sister used to keep rats, let them sleep with her. Her pillows and quilt were totally ruined, feathers everywhere. She lost 1 once, he got into her bed and made himself quite a sizeable nest.
I'd like another cat, but my lot say we've got enough. And knowing my luck, i'll get another black 1. Can't tell the difference between ones i've got now.
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
I purchased two jars of habanero jelly from chicken john today (or rather what I assume is his wife). They have a remarkably sweet taste followed by a very slow burn. I am deeply impressed, and am looking for things to dip in it.
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
A day of seeing the great and the good today. Saw David Kidney this morning, Prince Harry at lunchtime and Rowan Draper this afternoon.

Can life get any better?
 

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Noticed someone has camped on junction 14 island ( as in tent )

If anyone has a spare cheese on toast it maybe appreciated.
 

staffordjas

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Just caught the last part of 'Most Haunted' on telly.............. Stafford Ancient House.Oooo-errrr :lorks: -Lots of activity supposedly going on !
 

littleme

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This afternoon I witnessed my parents (in their 70s) 'bastardizing' an OUTDOOR ONLY gas cooker to fit INSIDE their small boat.

I feel I may soon be an orphan :(
 
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