Mundane facts about your day...

I could say something at this point, but you are suffering enough....

 

I have 3, although one is rotten and about to fall over and another has a hole in the roof

 

Life in the fast lane indeed. I'm saving cleaning the toilet for a slow day.

 

If you have a crane you are welcome to collect my shed and all its spider covered contents...not the mower, strimmer or hedge cutters though, and ill have to get another shed to put them in, which will no doubt get spider infested again.............AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

 

At GEC there was a truly enormous web. It was a triangular affair in the corner of two walls and a ceiling. The last time I saw it, it was about fifteen feet long by about five feet wide, and almost totally black - impossible to see into. The only entrance appeared to be a hole of about one inch in diameter. It did get slowly bigger over the years, but nobody had ever seen the inhabitant. We did, one day when we were feeling adventurous, get a ladder and have a look in through the hole with an endoscope, but he must have seen us coming and remained in a covert location...

 

Yuck Ours makes those thick white webs that you see in horror films, they're even over the shed windows making it look like I've got net curtains up in there!
There's also 3/4 a bag if cement that got damp and is now a solid lump, lots if what I think might be snail poo, some sea monkeys that have been in there for about 12years and lots and lots if junk!

 

I have 3 to, all bolted together, a large work space, a former darkroom now a brewery, and something at the end full of gardening stuff that I never go in !

 

I put back up the christmas tree yesterday, this morning we opened christmas presents and later we are having christmas dinner with sprouts and pigs in blankets, followed by christmas pud and the traditional activity of pulling crackers and wearing hats.

 

I am prepared to make a short speech at three o'clock that you can all ignore...

 

Just seen a chap in Tesco who was the spitting image of Prince Harry. If it hadn't been for the fact this guy had his trousers on he'd have been indistinguishable.

 

Today, I found a cashpoint machine that accepts my broken cashpoint card.

 

Got up, sat at the pc till daughter in law came in with a cup of tea, sat in my dressing gown till 14.45 then decided get dressed for work. did my little bit of o/t, came home slobbin in front of pc till someone else offers make me a cuppa. This being at home lark is so tiring.

 

Had training from 9:30 til 16:45, brain like mush. Had a much needed green goblin after work, now attempting to find the energy to finish the armadillos. Would rather just go to bed!

 

Bob Dylan?

 

Today I took ownership of my folders and moved some from "C" to "E", I gained 1 GB of hard drive space.
Now I am depressed at all that effort for so little gain.

 

I have seen the prince harryalike a lot round stafford

 

I've got stupidly curly/frizzy hair all because I couldn't be bothered with the mundane job of blow drying it earlier when I washed it

 

Are you stalking him?

 

I have a shed, which is padlocked. Only I know where the key is kept. You would not believe how often I am asked what happened to the key to the shed. My key. My shed.

 

The neighbours where we used to live, understood about sheds. One of them had a new shed and we held a glorious party with hats and sparklers.