Mundane facts about your day...

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Screw that...

 

[John Marwood]

Weird.

Religion

 

[Gramaisc]

It is, perhaps, best if they don't breed.

 

[tek-monkey]

Bit confused why they got married?

 

[John Marwood]

Bit confused why they got married?

Jesus came to them on a burnt bit of toast?

 

[Gadget]

In my quest for an update on their boring existence, I've discover the Crockers don't actually exist. They were created by a satirical site to take the P out of Christians. However no doubt they were an inspiration to some poor saps lol.

Everyone knows the word was celebrate not the mis-transcribed celebate

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

That's why I wore white - virgin bride you see....

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

Best bit about being a teacher?

Got up at 11am then made myself a roast dinner for breakfast / lunch!

I'll faff about on the internet for a while then off to the library for more books!

May pick up a bottle of plonk from ASDA then get in the bath with said book and wine!

I have a choice of Monster Much, Wotzits or Salt and Vinegar Chip Sticks as an accompaniment to my vino - decisions decisions!

 

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I have a choice of Monster Much, Wotzits or Salt and Vinegar Chip Sticks as an accompaniment to my vino - decisions decisions!

To be truly decadent, you should have all three.

 

[tek-monkey]

Just back from the doctors, apparently I'm borderline diabetic but its down to diet/alcohol mainly. I have impaired glucose tolerence, but I'm still OK. Main advice given was to stop skipping meals and cut down the cider, I shall try to stop skipping meals.

Just had a text to remind me I'm at the doctors tomorrow, apparently regarding my diabetes. I reminded them I'm not diabetic, they got confused. Not sure if it's just a check up or what, guess I'll find out!

 

[John Marwood]

That's why I wore white - virgin bride you see....

I see....

 

[tek-monkey]

I've been locked in at work!

 

[tek-monkey]

They let me out.

 

[Thehooperman]

Best bit about being a teacher?

Got up at 11am then made myself a roast dinner for breakfast / lunch!

I'll faff about on the internet for a while then off to the library for more books!

May pick up a bottle of plonk from ASDA then get in the bath with said book and wine!

I have a choice of Monster Much, Wotzits or Salt and Vinegar Chip Sticks as an accompaniment to my vino - decisions decisions!

Sooooooo what's the difference from a usual school night in term time

 

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Sooooooo what's the difference from a usual school night in term time

Two bottles of wine in term time, I'd imagine.

 

[tek-monkey]

Two bottles of wine in term time, I'd imagine.

Minimum. I tried teaching, never again!

 

[Gadget]

I'm so stressed with the production of alcohol that I don't want to drink any. A sad, sad state of affairs :'(

 

[tek-monkey]

I'm so stressed with the production of alcohol that I don't want to drink any. A sad, sad state of affairs :'(

I'm having trouble processing that statement.

 

[Thehooperman]

I'm having trouble processing that statement.

Me too?? I just let some fecker else make mine so nothing to get stressed about.

I do get a bit stressed about working to afford the money to let some fecker else make mine but somehow I manage to muddle through.

 

[Gadget]

I'm having trouble processing that statement.

Me too?? I just let some fecker else make mine so nothing to get stressed about.

I do get a bit stressed about working to afford the money to let some fecker else make mine but somehow I manage to muddle through.

It's the person (the OH) making it, in my kitchen that's the cause of the stress. He has migraine but is ploughing on regardless, it's doing nothing for his mood.

In other news my friends Step Son has just become The All Ireland mandolin champ. He's rather good at playing