New Hungry Horse pub?

[Withnail]

Being born in a stable does not necessarily mean you are a hungry horse.

I am happy with my fibre intake, less happy with my occasionally explosive bowels.

I fear we are straying from not only the 'thrust' of the thread, but quite possibly from common decency itself...

 

[John Marwood]

Being born in a stable does not necessarily mean you are a hungry horse.

I am happy with my fibre intake, less happy with my occasionally explosive bowels.

I fear we are straying from not only the 'thrust' of the thread, but quite possibly from common decency itself...

Neither

There is an epidemic in Stafford

We are 'Doing a Walsall'

 

[Withnail]

There is an epidemic in Stafford

What, of shit-flecked toilets?

How have you gathered the data to make such a claim?

 

[John Marwood]

What, of shit-flecked toilets?

How have you gathered the data to make such a claim?

The chaps

In Blackwater

I've never seen a navy seal but I like to eat fish and it is an usual colour for a mammal

 

[Trumpet]

My toilet is currently flecked with shit, but will shortly transition to a toilet unflecked with shit following a major investment.

It will be going through this transformation in the next few days with a large amount of time, love and bleach being spent on this de-shitting.

It will still be a toilet though. Is there a moral here?

 

[proactive]

It will still be a toilet though. Is there a moral here?

Who gives a shit.