Pampas grass.

[Gramaisc]

Anybody got any pampas grass in front of their house? Are you aware of the potential significance? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15974553

Bloody hell - basil indicates an available single woman..

 

[joshua]

(Fires up google streetview)

 

[flossietoo]

A couple in the village have pampas grass outside their bungalow but they are in their eighties. Perhaps the oldest swingers in town? They do seem very cheerful, although he walks with a limp.

 

[Gramaisc]

A limp what?

 

[Withnail]

The Language of Flowers.

 

[Gramaisc]

Wikipedia declares it to be an urban myth - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cortaderia_selloana - must be true.

 

[Withnail]

Perhaps Wikipedia is a swinger and this is a double bluff?

 

[Gramaisc]

Pampas grass = grasp a spasm - seems conclusive to me.

 

[Withnail]

Seeing as the case has been wrapped up so quickly, care to take a set of car keys from this bowl?

 

[Gramaisc]

I've just had a thought- and a quick check on Street View reveals that my parents have one in the front garden, right up by the main road...

 

[Glam]

There's a lot of houses in Oulton other side of Stone that used have pampas grasses in their front gardens,we had walk past them on the way to school. If I remember,even the vicar had a couple in the vicarage front garden. My big sister always reckoned he werea bit funny.

 

[Gramaisc]

Cortaderia selloana - readies a carnal tool.

 

[Scoot Doggy Dogg]

When I worked in Derby a colleague told me about this.

She reckoned it was common knowledge in Mickleover that there was a swinging community in the village and the Pampas Grass was their flag of choice.

 

[Gramaisc]

When I worked in Derby a colleague told me about this.

She reckoned it was common knowledge in Mickleover that there was a swinging community in the village and the Pampas Grass was their flag of choice.

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