Post House End or Spoons End?

[Spooner]

Which end of the Greengate Street will have the most vomit at Xmas? Presume Spoons but the Casa/Tavern overspill may mess with the champagne classes tripping over their wallets coming out of Post House, interesting. Bet now.
In other news does anyone have opening dates for either of these postmodern masterpieces of piss?

 

[John Marwood]

Trumpton Riots

 

[Spooner]

Viva Chigley Skins

 

[John Marwood]

Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight
‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight

 

[Spooner]

Duff Leg Bryn had drank too much again
Most of Wem was steering clear of him

 

[Withnail]

Which end of the Greengate Street will have the most vomit at Xmas?

Bridge Street.

My money's on Tavern/Post House End - presuming vomit adheres to chewing gum.

If not then it's up in the air.

(until it falls to the ground)

 

[gilbert grape]

Maybe it could be a Bridge Street v Gaolgate Street vom battle? If Lloyds opens at the other end and is like any other Lloyds it could be cheap beer and music with late night opening V the other end of town so balance may be slightly restored....

 

[John Marwood]

Power cut snow drift price hike party night
Head spin bloody nose catch a dose trod in shite

 

[gilbert grape]

Power cut snow drift price hike party night
Head spin bloody nose catch a dose trod in shite

Just the norm then?

 

[John Marwood]

Power cut snow drift price hike party night
Head spin bloody nose catch a dose trod in shite

Just the norm then?

Takes ya back dunnit

 

[Spooner]

If the vomit freezes we can all go skating, think how much fun we will have!

 

[United57]

Vomit anagram for Vimto

 

[John Marwood]

Cheeky