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Many years ago had a mortgage surveyor whose only comment about the house was that the toilet seat was cracked and needed to be replaced.
I had one who said the bedroom door had paint splashes on and they needed removing. I mean wtaf!
Our buyer had the same surveyor doing his mortgage survey and one he'd paid extra for a detailed survey job...... only thing he could throw up was that he could see evidence of a door once being in place inside the side of the garage on the house wall, but now filled in.Well, I do wonder what the mortgage surveyors actually do. I think they turn up and check if there's a house there and if it looks like it's about to fall down. If not they write the value of the house as paid on the valuation. I'm sure they mentioned mine was in need of modernisation, you don't say.
You could have offered to remove the offending brickworkas not been typed into the paperwork that the hole could be filled in!