Yeah, this saturday (25th) at Stafford Rangers - take the missus and get her all worked up to the sultry sounds of Roxy Magic, weaving tricks with lookalike charactors and tunes from the Roxy Music School of Pop. Rumour has it that a certain manager of a certain football club, local to us, will be there "doing the strand", so wise up and get out. www.redspot.org.uk for all your answers. Also Note - those wise ones - Staffords own emperor of comedy Ted Chippington returns to the stage after a very long time doin nowt this friday at the Lil Civic in Wolves. You know it maakes sense.