Rugby Club progress...

[Gramaisc]

Call that a gun?

This is a gun.

Nothing half-cock about that.

All he needs now is a punt.

 

[proactive]

All he needs now is a punt.

Cockney rhyming slang?

 

[Gramaisc]

Plenty of 'em about, round the Marshes.

 

[John Marwood]

Doxey ! with an air rifle ! my dear chap you are seriously underestimating the availability of firepower available in the ghetto of dox

Shushitsspozedtobeasecret

 

[John Marwood]

 

[Noah]

Call that a gun?

This is a gun.


Nothing half-cock about that.

All he needs now is a punt.

But that is a small gun for punts, the wildfowling guns for mounting on boats were much bigger, although last time I heard they had reduced the legal maximum size to 6-pounders.

 

[Noah]

Not MOT'd. Last MOT expired April 25, 2016

 

[kyoto49]

I'll be sat on the fence that divides the SSSI from the pitches with a feckin air rifle shooting out the floodlights every time they try to turn them on at night!

Please do.....repeatedly!!

 

[The truth the whole truth]

Talking of light spillage , new floodlights on the therapy unit illuminating the balancing lake towards the marshes and the graveyard since a huge tree has been cut down and in the distance you can see the spillage from Doxey VOSA site on M6 , dread to think what huge floodlights will look like ?

 

[The truth the whole truth]

Regular siting in my parish of Rising Brook

 

[tek-monkey]

Talking of light spillage , new floodlights on the therapy unit illuminating the balancing lake towards the marshes and the graveyard since a huge tree has been cut down and in the distance you can see the spillage from Doxey VOSA site on M6 , dread to think what huge floodlights will look like ?

It's OK, they specifically said they have magic floodlights that cause zero light spillage!

 

[Kopite76]

Speaking to the farmer the other day who leases the fields for cattle. he doesn't know what's happening and expects to renew his lease again once it's up which Is yearly.

 

[John Marwood]

Saves on lawnmowers

 

[Kopite76]

He was actually moaning about how much grass the geese ate

 

[John Marwood]

He was actually moaning about how much grass the geese ate

Stoners

 

[alphagamma]

He was actually moaning about how much grass the geese ate

Can geese be trained to eat synthetic rugga pitches?

 

[tek-monkey]

Or chase egg shaped objects?

 

[Gramaisc]

Or chase egg shaped objects?

Are you hatching a plan?

 

[Kopite76]

If they can't eat it hopefully they'll shit all over them

 

[PeterD]

Anyone have any great crested newts I can buy?