Single and ready to mingle

Ok, no longer in Stafford and now up the road in Cheadle but still log on occasionally. Here's my POF profile, looking to date women who can match my own physical size, 5' 6" size 10 on the bottom, 14 on the top. Prefer a 10 top and 10 bottom. (edit) sizes don't mean i'm in to cross dressing, i just have a bit of a beer belly, that's all and I reckon it's only a 12. I think.

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How do holiday kennels owners go on holiday

 

By booking a holiday kennel holiday coverage person maybe? How does the man on the moon stay there?

 

By saying cheese?

Saskia Nelson would know the answers

 

Yeah, right, the profile is what it is. Do you fancy a fXckk then love, or a DXck shot or you can send me a saggy tit shot if you like? Do you have a hairy Jacky Danny?

 

It was at this point our reporters made their excuses and left

 

Twat.

 

Thought this was going to be a good thread when i saw minge in the title

 

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

To be fair I've had just as bad icebreakers from the ladies.

 

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