The Oyford Encyclopedia

[Alan B'Stard]

http://www.topcomedy.co.uk/oyford/oyfordcover.htm

Abba - Immensely successful Swedish pop group whose name was made up from the initial letters of their Christian names, Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny and Anna-frid. A later Swedish pop group who used the same idea and whose Christian names were Tomas, Wilhelmina, Arnie, Trudi and Stefan were not nearly so popular.

 

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All Right, So I Didn't Survive - The epitaph that singer Gloria Gaynor will have inscribed on her gravestone.

 

[Alan B'Stard]

All Right, So I Didn't Survive - The epitaph that singer Gloria Gaynor will have inscribed on her gravestone.

Nuisance In law, interference with the enjoyment of land or property. Private Nuisance is when, for example, a man sh*ts on your front lawn, Public Nuisance is when he then knocks on your front door and asks you for some toilet paper.

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