The Rant thread.....

[MISS T]

No they should get rid. He can't do the job. Now Gary on the other hand. . .

 

[MISS T]

On the subject of woeful presenting, Melinda Messenger taking the seat of Matthew on The Wright Show yesterday. Painful to watch, I've not seen anyone struggle with an autocue so much . . .(apart from that other Page three Girl).

 

[FooFighter]

Melinda Messenger has got her knockers but you've got to admit, she does have good points

 

[jimbob23]

Is it so wrong to threaten the office weirdo in the pub at lunchtime, especially after he's called you a twat? The plain clothes bobby who just accosted me in the toilets seems to think so. Fascist.

 

[BBC]

Sounds like you were a bit unlucky here Jimbo. Why did he call you a tw*t?

 

[jimbob23]

It's a long story. Basically, the guy's a weirdo who looks like Lou out of Little Britain and he follows us down the pub at lunch when he hasn't been invited and generally gets on everyone's nerves - butting into conversations, talking over people, talking shit etc - and I've had a pop at him before for some shite he came out with.

Anyway, today I was slagging off one of our old managers who was, as generally considered by everyone, a prick. This weirdo asked me to qualify why I thought so, so I told him, only for him to call me a twat. I gave him a chance to repeat himself, which he foolishly did, so I went mental and threatened to smack him. I went for a pee, and while I was stood there this fooking rozzer told me to mind my language or I'd be in trouble. Probably did me, or at least the work freak, a favour actually, as it put me off giving him a pummelling.

 

[TENSHON]

The plain clothes bobby who just accosted me in the toilets.

doing a 'george michael' were we?

 

[jimbob23]

doing a 'george michael' were we?

Hehehe. Not with this fella, even if I did like a bit of bum. Face like a box of frogs.

 

[TENSHON]

office twats. ya can't beat em. shame.

 

[jimbob23]

Thing is, I used to feel sorry for the guy. He's one of them you'd probably say is on the verge of having severe learning difficulties etc etc, but there's only so long a normal person's patience can last before it snaps.

 

[TENSHON]

is his name mark? sounds like a bloke that used to work here.

 

[FooFighter]

That's the problem with smacktards, you can't actually smack 'em.

 

[db]

I did like a bit of bum. Face

lol

 

[jimbob23]

I did like a bit of bum. Face

lol

You should work for a tabloid.

 

[db]

i tell you what gets my goat - kids in town, huddled round a mobile phone playing some crap beat, and "spitting mad rhymez" over the top

obviously they think they sound like Fiddy (which is hardly something to aspire to) and they are going to get snapped up by some music mogul who just happens to be walking by, when in reality they sound like kids, huddled round a PAYG phone, muttering into their hands..

 

[jimbob23]

i tell you what gets my goat - kids in town, huddled round a mobile phone playing some crap beat, and "spitting mad rhymez" over the top

obviously they think they sound like Fiddy (which is hardly something to aspire to) and they are going to get snapped up by some music mogul who just happens to be walking by, when in reality they sound like kids, huddled round a PAYG phone, muttering into their hands..

I'd rather they do it in the middle of town than on my farking train. All the time.

 

[cookie_monster]

I'd rather they do it in the middle of town than on my farking train. All the time.

or on my tram.

knobheads.


x

 

[rich upsetter]

or in the kiddies park round the back of my office. keepin it real.

 

[Augustus Gloop]

I was walking home the other night and there were two kids by a bus stop 'rapping' over the beat from their mobile phone. Both had matching tracksuits on.

I couldn't help myself, burst out laughing. A pair of utter fuckwits.

 

[BBC]

I am yet to have had the pleasure of seeing 'yoots' spitting hectic lyrics over the latest nokia. It is something i will look forward to immensley!