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I am really interested in a role as bed tester, where can I apply?
Premier Inns - http://metro.co.uk/2011/10/03/premier-inn-bed-tester-insures-her-bottom-for-4million-170596/ - but you do need to have a particularly sensitive arse.
Oi!! Dream on sunshine! That's my job!I am really interested in a role as bed tester, where can I apply?
I am really interested in a role as bed tester, where can I apply?Oi!! Dream on sunshine! That's my job!
I am really interested in a role as bed tester, where can I apply?
Oi!! Dream on sunshine! That's my job!
No piggin chance - it's war!
... you do need to have a particularly sensitive arse.
Is this determined at interview stage?
If so, i imagine there may be a few people out there who now consider 'bed tester applicant interviewer' to be something of a dream job...
I understand that they place a pea under a stack of mattresses, as a test.
Is this where i say, 'that's not how i would do it, i would...'
...then find myself up in front of the Beak by morning?
I understand that they place a pea under a stack of mattresses, as a test.
That bedside table is very badly designed.
Also, I fear the fairy story might have been stretching a point somewhat in its desire to reinforce social stereotypes. That would-be princess doesn't need a sensitive arse befitting a royal posterior. She just needed to notice the pea sticking out below the suspiciously tall pile of mattresses.
Friday night and I'm stuck in watching Big brother, we need a Friday and Saturday night loosers club!
A 'loser' watching a bunch of losers,,,
Should have been a loser like me and watched the Tennis and seen a winner!