These things are shit at the best of times...

[jimbob23]

..but this one takes the piss. On of my 'friends' actually posted this as a bulletin on 'myspace'.

Here it is, with my answers filled in:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)

Kevin Acacia Avenue

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy)

Grandad Guarana Boost

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your middle name)

J Tar

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Blue Chimp

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Tarquin Xanadu

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom's maiden name and first 3 letters of the town you grew up in.)

Benjafosta

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, favorite drink)

The Blue Ale

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of both your grandfathers)

Grandad Grandad (I think)

9. FUTURISTIC NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne and the name of your favorite shoes)

Ted Baker Skinwear Adidas Forum

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( mother/father's middle name and the next name you hear on the tv/radio/talk)

Tarquin Senior Jenny


What a bag of wank.

 

[victoriab]

Kevin is a great name for a pet.

 

[jimbob23]

Kevin is a great name for a pet.

I have to admit it wasn't original though. He was a gerbil, you see.

I did have a hamster called Keith a few years later though.

 

[TENSHON]

My next door neighbour had a cat called Kevin. Kevin the Cat he was known as.

 

[jimbob23]

Do you remember the dog called Adam in The Eagle on the Newport Road?

 

[TENSHON]

yeah, it stunk of shit.

 

[jimbob23]

No, that was the shit called Trevor.

 

[Sofa]

Kevin the Gerbil was my hero. Where is he now?

 

[db]

you've just disclosed all of your given names, along with your place of birth and mother's maiden name.. i'm going to steal your identity

 

[MISS T]

Isn't that what these things are designed to do, get all possible passwords and become you. I suggest deleting this info asap. Fools mistake.

 

[jimbob23]

you've just disclosed all of your given names, along with your place of birth and mother's maiden name.. i'm going to steal your identity

I've actually only given you the first 2 letters of my mother's maiden name.

 

[jimbob23]

Due to forum induced paranoia that some kind of international criminal mastermind/petty fraud thief is going to pretend to be me and go out and rape a load of lab animals, and being called a fool, I've now edited my responses.

To give any wannabe crims out there a helping hand, I've never use "Ted Baker Skinwear Adidas Forum" as a password for anything.

 

[Eyriebird]

Do you remember the dog called Adam in The Eagle on the Newport Road?

He was lovely ... Maria Feenan has his ashes on her piano

 

[Kingy]

My next door neighbour had a cat called Kevin. Kevin the Cat he was known as.

We have a neighbour who calls their male cat "Daisy". Understandably it has an identity crises and meows like a girl.

Our friendly feline is called "Assassin".

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

I had a car called Kevin, it was a K reg and I hated it!

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

And I do believe your pornstar name is your first pets name and your mothers maiden name......