On a similar theme:
A store selling new husbands has opened in Stafford!
A notice on the doors explains how the store operates: You may visit the store only once. There are six floors, and the value of the product increases as you go up each floor. The shopper may choose an item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, BUT you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
Shirley goes to the sotre to find a husband. On entering, she finds a sign on the ground floor door, that says:
These men have jobs. She is intrigued but carries on up to the second floor, where the sign says:
These men have jobs and love kids "That's nice" thinks Shirley, "but I think I want a bit more." On the Third floor she reads:
These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking "Wow" says Shirley, but she's compelled to keep going. At the fourth floor, she reads:
These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, and help with the housework. "Amazing" says Shirely, but still carries on, on the fifth she finds a sign saying:
These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak Shirley is so tempted to stop, but nevertheless carries on to the sixth and final floor, where the sign says:
You are visitor 31,456,008 to this floor, there are no men on this floor, it exists purely as proof that women are impossible to please! Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
Please note: To avoid gender bias charges, the Stores owners opened a New Wives store just over the road. The first floor has wives that love sex, the second floor, wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
