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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Withnail, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. Withnail

    Withnail Well-Known Forumite

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    ... a woman with an unusually small dog - well i suppose it wasn't particularly unusual, after all many dogs are freakishly small - chatting away to another woman with an equally unusually small - see, undermining the unusualness given that two were very much in close proximity - dog.

    Absorbed as they were in their conversation, the first woman - not that i'm ranking them in any way, just the first woman that i mentioned above - didn't notice that her strangely small dog did a figure of eight between her legs, cocked its own leg, and did a proportionally small wee on her shoe.

    Nobody noticed except me.
     
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    I was once sat in the car park at home base and watched a man with two unusually hair dogs allow one of them to do a wee on a head stone.
     
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    I was once in a shopping centre at Canary Wharf and saw a woman 'walking' a man on a lead! He was walking on all fours. she then took a dog bowl out of her handbag, filled it with water and made him drink the water. He then proceeded to cock his leg up a pillar and pretend to do a doggy wee! This wasn't one of those busker type shows - just a regular London couple out shopping :)
     
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    Gramaisc Forum O. G.

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    I was following a Renault 4 through Gloucester once, and saw the passenger door being opened, whilst we were in a line of moving traffic. Once half opened and held there by a leg, a child's plastic potty appeared and was held at arm's length before being tipped up and emptied into the road. All limbs were then retracted and the door was closed - job done.
     
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    Jade-clothing Well-Known Forumite

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    Withnail - you seem to have created a wee thread haha
     
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    ... a man get incredibly angry about an event that happened nearly sixty years ago, about which he was clearly not in full possession of the facts.

    He seemed to calm down reasonably quickly.
     
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    You never know, if everybody joins in it might get bigger...
     
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    ... Bubbleologists!

    I wish i was a Bubbleologist.
     
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    Withnail Well-Known Forumite

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    ... a Sparrowhawk fly no more than six feet above my head in my back garden.

    It was a wonder to behold.
     
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    ... a man dressed in Tudor costume looking at his watch.

    Continuity error.
     
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    ... four inverted umbrellas abandoned near the roadside at various locations.

    With all this modern technology you'd think someone would invent a digital umbrella that could always face against the wind and not allow itself to get turned inside out. We have cars that can park themselves and massage our buttocks if we get tired yet umbrellas still don't work if it's windy. Madness.
     
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    ... an idiot take his electronic lock key whatsit, point it at his garage door and press the button. Amazingly, the garage did not 'unlock', on account of it needing an actual key to unlock it.

    That idiot was me, so i only saw bits of me do it.
     
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    age'd parent 50,000th poster!

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    I heard a man complaining to his wife on his mobile "your very faint I can hardly hear you!
    She said same here!
    After a session of shouting at each other, he then realised it was back to front.
    Alright, yes it was me!
     
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    A grown man (not a young man or student) wearing a shark onesie walking down the road!
    Now I know it's a bit nippy today but I tend to think this latest fashion fad should not be foisted on the general public - I'm quite dubious about people even wearing them in the privacy of their own homes!
    (for those unhip and trendy amongst you a onesie is basically an adult babygro!)
     
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    Your post made me laugh....along the same lines I saw a young woman waiting for the Holmcroft cashpoint at about 10am wearing pink fluffy pyjamas and pink dressing gown last week!
     
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    John Marwood I ♥ cryptic crosswords

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    a modern day Cadaver Synod
     
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    I hope not.
     
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    Jimmy Saville?
     
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    You could be right, in which case be afraid. Be very afraid. You are on the same wavelength as John Marwood.

    There is no known cure.
     
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    Lol, you mean this isnt a good thing? Its the only thing I could think of that could be relevant, trial of a dead person = Jimmy Saville. Although he wont be tried... If this isnt the answer, then I wonder what is?
     

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