What Song Would You Like Playing At Your Funeral?

[gon2seed]

Pray tell why my dear? or is that another thread altogether?

Check my previous posts! I am a very naughty boy, with a vicious temper and foul mouth, and despite being fascinated by religion, and a former stuuudent of such, I am an athiest on bad days, and an agnostic on my good ones. Also it has been noted on here that I may be going insane! Which is hardly relevant but may be a factor!?

 

[gon2seed]

Just checked with the fellas on the watch whether they think I will go to Hell. the concensus was that there is no point sending a good firefighter to Hell, ... he'll just put it out!

Robbed this cheezy line from our friends across the pond, blimey and crikey, don't those yanks come out with some OTT shmozzle?

Another of our favourites on Green Watch was the training chappy from some American Fire Department who summed up his training thus (said with a slow southern drawl), "I take my boys, ... and a I put in 'em in a lot of heat, ... and apply a lot of pressure, ... and I turns out diamonds!"

 

[Biggin]

it's gotta be johnny cash and ring of fire!

 

[Alan B'Stard]

As my lidels bargain price cardboard coffin shoots off to the flames......

Babylons Burning - The Ruts

I've also told the two most successful swimmers from my loins that they should split the ashes so they can both take me out for a pint on my birthday!