Just checked with the fellas on the watch whether they think I will go to Hell. the concensus was that there is no point sending a good firefighter to Hell, ... he'll just put it out!
Robbed this cheezy line from our friends across the pond, blimey and crikey, don't those yanks come out with some OTT shmozzle?
Another of our favourites on Green Watch was the training chappy from some American Fire Department who summed up his training thus (said with a slow southern drawl), "I take my boys, ... and a I put in 'em in a lot of heat, ... and apply a lot of pressure, ... and I turns out diamonds!"