John Marwood
I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Yes the idea being if you're fobbed off once too often you may take the hint and go private, think next time I ring and I'm asked what's wrong by the receptionist I shall tell them I woke up with a pair of balls see if that don't get me an appointment.
Were they lying
On your chin
Actually. You don't have to answer that.
I'm a bit delirious