Women or Bacon?

[MyCult]

I posted this in the stupid picture thread and it struck me, here is the perfect opportunity to be both sexist and bigoted. Opportunities like that don't come along every day.

So there is is people, Women or Bacon?

 

[tek-monkey]

I want women AND bacon goddamit!

 

[Wolfenrook]

Needs another option, as that is offering me the choice of having bacon or multiple WIVES! I mean seriously, it only takes one wife to make a bacon sandwich.

Ade

 

[MyCult]

Needs another option, as that is offering me the choice of having bacon or multiple WIVES! I mean seriously, it only takes one wife to make a bacon sandwich.

Ade

like it

 

[Wolfenrook]

My alternative reply (like an alternative ending on a film. ):-

You can only have one wife, legally, under UK law. So you may as well ask her to make you a bacon sandwich.

Or there's the much ruder:-

Why get married? Just make lots of bacon....

I'll get my coat. lol

 

[Gadget]

Needs another option, as that is offering me the choice of having bacon or multiple WIVES! I mean seriously, it only takes one wife to make a bacon sandwich.

Ade

I'm all for the extra help around the house as for the bacon sandwich, you know where Jocks is
G x

 

[Wolfenrook]

Yeah, right, no thanks hun I really am happy with ONE wife. lol

Ade

 

[The Bubble]

Vegetarian or Lesbian?

 

[Gramaisc]

According to a reformed New Guinea cannibal who I once heard interviewed on the radio, the prime cut of all meats is the fore-arm of a woman.

 

[tek-monkey]

Disgraceful behaviour in this day and age, treating women like a piece of meat

 

[United57]

According to a reformed New Guinea cannibal who I once heard interviewed on the radio, the prime cut of all meats is the fore-arm of a woman.

You learn something every day.

Fore arm of woman pie ?

 

[Wyred]

You could of had both at the same time in the Sunset Caff, circa mid 1980s.

 

[flossietoo]

You could of had both at the same time in the Sunset Caff, circa mid 1980s.

Was that the fab transport cafe at Penkridge? Loved it there! I was never sure whether it was an urban myth about the strippers upstairs but it provided a welcome 'edge' to what was an otherwise frankly pedestrain youth.

 

[Wyred]

You could of had both at the same time in the Sunset Caff, circa mid 1980s.

Was that the fab transport cafe at Penkridge? Loved it there! I was never sure whether it was an urban myth about the strippers upstairs but it provided a welcome 'edge' to what was an otherwise frankly pedestrain youth.

Thats the place, believe me it was no myth......

 

[wizzard]

I voted for bacon and no I'm not being sexist

 

[basil]

The natives on the Cook Islands thought it odd and downright bad manners that their visitors ate in public and had Sex in private they felt that for the sake of decency it should be the other way around......

 

[John Marwood]

You could of had both at the same time in the Sunset Caff, circa mid 1980s.

Was that the fab transport cafe at Penkridge? Loved it there! I was never sure whether it was an urban myth about the strippers upstairs but it provided a welcome 'edge' to what was an otherwise frankly pedestrain youth.

Thats the place, believe me it was no myth......

I can verify that

Then later, the strippers turned tricks in the par cark

 

[basil]

Buttie-Bacon-In-The-Cab...........

 

[John Marwood]

Round the corner chocolate's made