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WTF did he say?! Someone, please...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Andreas Rex, Oct 31, 2006.

  1. Andreas Rex

    Andreas Rex Banned for smiling

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    Does anyone have any idea what cruel jibe Jonathan Ross came out with about Hather Mills at the Q Awards t'other night?! Me and Delilah waited through the ENTIRE 10 O'clock News, then Central News, then back for a summary, then tomorrow's papers, then the sport, and then FINALLY the news reader said something like '...and Jonathan Ross has caused controversy at the Q Awards, with a joke about Heather Mills-McCartney, which is totally unsuitable to repeat...!!!'. To say we were gutted is an understatement. Have had a nosey on youtube etc, but alas no clips.

    :help:
     
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  3. Anders_Panders

    Anders_Panders Official 6000th poster!

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    i read in metro today that he said soemthing like "heather is a f%$*ing liar, she'll be saying she's got 2 legs next"
     
  4. rich upsetter

    rich upsetter Cuffy is the new skill

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    it must be bad...a google search reveals nowt.
     
  5. jimbob23

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    Hehehe, brilliant. I love Wossy.
     
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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2006500402,00.html

    TELLY star Jonathan Ross yesterday stepped into the furore over Sir Paul McCartney's marriage break-up - with a swipe at Heather Mills.

    He hit out at a series of claims Lady Mucca has made against her estranged husband by saying: "What a f****** liar!"

    Hosting the Q Awards in London, Ross told celebs including Noel Gallagher, U2 and The Who: "I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she's actually got two legs."

    Meanwhile Heather - who lost a limb when struck by a police motorbike - looked sour-faced behind her shades as she cycled along Brighton seafront with personal trainer Ben Amigoni.
     
  7. Andreas Rex

    Andreas Rex Banned for smiling

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    Bwilliant. Wossy Stwikes again!
     
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    BBC You knows it

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    In an interview about his failed marriage Paul McCartney was asked if he'd ever go down on one knee again. He said "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather"
     
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    As we lay on the grassy bank
    My kness were all a quiver
    I slowly undid her suspender belt
    And her leg fell in the river
     
  10. rich upsetter

    rich upsetter Cuffy is the new skill

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    Apparently, Paul McCartney and his wife Heather are splitting up
    because he bought her a plane for her last birthday.
    ...And a ladyshave for the other leg.

    5/1 odds on when she loses the court battle, sir paul says 'Now hoppit!'
     

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