Yeah Dude, Staffs Rozzers Rock!

[jimbob23]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/24102006/140/worst-performing-police-forces-named.html

 

[BBC]

Recognize! fair play to the old bill of 'fordshire



Stafford has very little crime to be fair. One of the reasons that make it such a nice place to live.

 

[TENSHON]

I don't think it's a case of the rozzers being good. It's more to do with us stafford folk being well behaved. Give yourself a pat on the back.

 

[Sofa]

But the article refers to them as "best performing" - perhaps it just means that they can pull off a really good song and dance routine.

 

[Andreas Rex]

hehe. 'Most Entertaining Police Force 2006'.

 

[cookie_monster]

But the article refers to them as "best performing" - perhaps it just means that they can pull off a really good song and dance routine.

performance stats.....biggest load of bollox ever.

trust.


x

 

[Andreas Rex]

I've just been into town to use the bank. The great Staffordshire Police have just nicked some young lad, dressed as Santa, for busking outside Boots. It's good to see that they're spending their time ridding our streets of such devilish law breakers. God bless the police.

 

[jimbob23]

I've just been into town to use the bank. The great Staffordshire Police have just nicked some young lad, dressed as Santa, for busking outside Boots. It's good to see that they're spending their time ridding our streets of such devilish law breakers. God bless the police.

Perhaps he's a pie-sistent offender.

 

[Andreas Rex]

I've just been into town to use the bank. The great Staffordshire Police have just nicked some young lad, dressed as Santa, for busking outside Boots. It's good to see that they're spending their time ridding our streets of such devilish law breakers. God bless the police.

Perhaps he's a pie-sistent offender.

Poor lad was just trying to earn a crust

 

[BBC]

he has my deepest sym thy

 

[db]

oh my god, it's hap

ning again..

 

[jimbob23]

-pe down, I'm trying to work!

 

[victoriab]

 

[victoriab]

This is fect for a day afternoon

 

[Anders_Panders]

did anyone ever go to the open day at the police HQ to see the jumping dogs?!

 

[Andreas Rex]

did anyone ever go to the open day at the police HQ to see the jumping
dogs?!

We went there every year as kids, and those leaping hounds were certainly a highlight. Hoops of fire!

 

[BBC]

the highlight for me was sitting behind the wheel of the blues and two's vauxhall senator 3.0i 24 valve beast! Also the crappy driving simulator and getting to see all the confiscated drugs.

Ha days!

 

[TENSHON]

do you remember the pillow fights on the log perched across two trees?

 

[db]

and getting to see all the confiscated drugs.

lol i read this as "getting all the confiscated drugs"

 

[Sofa]

Has anyone else read in the Post that the Government has stated that Staffordshire Ambulance Service is not only the best in the UK but in the whole of Europe? We really are even better off in Stafford than we think we are! Nuff respect to the ambulance people, a difficult job at the best of times.