You Know You're A Staffordian When...

[juice-comedy]

(In the vein of recent trending tweets, but with a Stafford twist - submit your own)



...filtered water tastes 'funny'. "Where are the nutritious white bits?!!"

 

[Withnail]

... you see Sherif Hegazy's face more often than your neighbours'.

 

[John Marwood]

You wont pay more than a tenner for a meal out
















For two

 

[Withnail]

... you see the headline
COUNTY AXES OVER 65s
on the cover of the Newsletter and for a brief moment you wonder what they'll do with all the bodies.

Though that might just be me.

 

[John Marwood]

You realise you can get to central London quicker than your mate who lives 7 miles away in Ilford

 

[Glam]

... you see Sherif Hegazy's face more often than your neighbours'.

Who is he?

 

[John Marwood]

... you see Sherif Hegazy's face more often than your neighbours'.

Who is he?

Im glad u asked!

 

[Gramaisc]

... you see Sherif Hegazy's face more often than your neighbours'.

Who is he?

See here - I didn't know either.

 

[Andreas Rex]

You realise you can get to central London quicker than your mate who lives 7 miles away in Ilford

Eurghhhh....I'd take as much time as possible to avoid Ilford. What a pit. I used to live around that area (South Woodford/Loughton/Leytonstone)...bloody awful.

 

[Gramaisc]

...when you're a member of Stafford Forum.

 

[Withnail]

... when you lament the demise of a long-standing independent retailer whilst cheerily admitting the last time you bought anything there was in the early 80's.

 

[Gramaisc]

... when you lament the demise of a long-standing independent retailer whilst cheerily admitting the last time you bought anything there was in the early 80's.

I remember somebody complaining to me about the Picture House closing - and finally revealing, under pressure, that the last film he'd seen in there was Blackboard Jungle..

 

[Glam]

I av seen him in Asda a couple of times,still wouldn't recognise the bloke if he passed me in the street tho.

 

[Slainte]

You realise you can get to central London quicker than your mate who lives 7 miles away in Ilford

and probably times much cheaper!

 

[Mr J C]

When you start to complain about the increase in cannockordian accents taking over the town!!

 

[Scoot Doggy Dogg]

When you have a "those were the days" conversation about Russian Robert, Bizarre Inc, Altern-8, Adventure Babies, Doley Sofas (hi, Tom Sofa), Dennis, the Black Knight Pinball machine in the Whitely Building and Bill the Security Guy from there. etc.

 

[ATJ]

...you know the old names for all the pubs in town.

 

[Withnail]

...you know the old names for all the pubs in town.

...and still use them.

 

[Gramaisc]

...you know the old names for all the pubs in town.

...and still use them.

Chicago will always be Allied Carpets for me..

 

[Withnail]