Morrisons coming to Stafford?

gilbert grape

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By the time all the other building work around it is finished, It'll need cleaning!

It's clean, it's fresh......ooh, wrong shop!
 

1JKz

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Some people; I hate social media!!

Those some people; I'll just put that on social media.
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
I heard that it's going to be an indoor penguin sanctuary.
Not another one! What with the one planned for Riverside, the one coming up in the Guildhall and the one opening later in the year in the old M&S building we're going to be overrun with them.

This used to be a decent charity shop town, but standards are now falling and it's unacceptable...
 

Gramaisc

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littleme

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Not another one! What with the one planned for Riverside, the one coming up in the Guildhall and the one opening later in the year in the old M&S building we're going to be overrun with them.

This used to be a decent charity shop town, but standards are now falling and it's unacceptable...
Now, now, they're not all going to be Penguin Sanctuarys, the shop next to Sports Direct (that used to be an opticians), has requested change of use to a Fast-food/Cafe......hot penguins to go?
 

Gramaisc

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Now, now, they're not all going to be Penguin Sanctuarys, the shop next to Sports Direct (that used to be an opticians), has requested change of use to a Fast-food/Cafe......hot penguins to go?
Wasn't that Greenway's gent's outfitters? Specsavers is one further along, I think...
 

alphagamma

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Definitely dolphins. A council spokesperson has confirmed that the building has insufficient flying space for penguins. "We are disappointed that completely false rumours are being spread by members of the public who just don't appreciate what a wonderful job we do. You ungrateful *******."
 

Jade-clothing

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Definitely dolphins. A council spokesperson has confirmed that the building has insufficient flying space for penguins. "We are disappointed that completely false rumours are being spread by members of the public who just don't appreciate what a wonderful job we do. You ungrateful *******."

the council know nothing - penguins can't fly
 
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