John Marwood
I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Probably haven't received their car park opening permit. Possibly due to waiting for the Health & Safety Inspectorate to review it for any trip hazards and wet floors.
News just in: the Lord Mayor of Stafford was due to officially open the car park this weekend, but the Health & Safety Inspectorate denied them a permit due to the height of red tape that was tied to the entrance ready for the Lord Mayor to cut. Apparently it posed a trip hazard.
We don't have a Lord Mayor here
Imposter!