Trumpet
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hardwood
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This morning I awoke to find a dead bird on the doormat. Preferable to a cat shit in the sink.
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It's been a lovely day, I did consider sunbathing in the nude
again but the breeze was going places I didn't want it to.
again but the breeze was going places I didn't want it to.
John Marwood
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tek-monkey
wanna see my snake?
Never been asked, in fact hardly anyone I know has apart from one who has been asked twice.
basil
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It's been a lovely day, I did consider sunbathing in the nude
again but the breeze was going places I didn't want it to.
Best day of the year for nude trampolining, so far......
Gramaisc
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I see the Over-80s Nudist Leapfrog Team are in the news again.
Carole
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I'd love to do that!
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Carole
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Well, I've found out today what my husband has been getting up to while I was away in Spain the other week.
Barely three months married and this is how he betrays my trust the minute my back is turned.
He'd gone to "Shed night" ... (it's a shed in the village that his mate has turned into a pub.)
Anyway they were joshing, and jesting to my husband...
"So, what you been up to.? .... single man for a week...
Late night drinking.... topless bars.... lap dancing clubs?"
"No" he said" " I've done worse than that, something she definitely won't approve of"
Turns out he's been going upstairs, on the new carpet, without taking his shoes off.
Barely three months married and this is how he betrays my trust the minute my back is turned.
He'd gone to "Shed night" ... (it's a shed in the village that his mate has turned into a pub.)
Anyway they were joshing, and jesting to my husband...
"So, what you been up to.? .... single man for a week...
Late night drinking.... topless bars.... lap dancing clubs?"
"No" he said" " I've done worse than that, something she definitely won't approve of"
Turns out he's been going upstairs, on the new carpet, without taking his shoes off.
basil
don't mention the blinds
Well, I've found out today what my husband has been getting up to while I was away in Spain the other week.
Barely three months married and this is how he betrays my trust the minute my back is turned.
He'd gone to "Shed night" ... (it's a shed in the village that his mate has turned into a pub.)
Anyway they were joshing, and jesting to my husband...
"So, what you been up to.? .... single man for a week...
Late night drinking.... topless bars.... lap dancing clubs?"
"No" he said" " I've done worse than that, something she definitely won't approve of"
Turns out he's been going upstairs, on the new carpet, without taking his shoes off.
The dirty bastard.....
proactive
Enjoying a drop of red.
Unbelievable! The scoundrel!!Turns out he's been going upstairs, on the new carpet, without taking his shoes off.
Take him to the cleaners. Well, after you've taken the carpet, obviously.
staffordjas
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My one dread after my first stint on a murder case. The murder weapon was nearly used again in the jury room with a failure of us all to agree and coming close to spending the night locked in a hotel room. With that option looming, a verdict was soon agreed on the last minute!. Not an experience I would like to repeat
John Marwood
I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Gramaisc
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It's a supervision issue.Well, I've found out today what my husband has been getting up to while I was away in Spain the other week.
Barely three months married and this is how he betrays my trust the minute my back is turned.
He'd gone to "Shed night" ... (it's a shed in the village that his mate has turned into a pub.)
Anyway they were joshing, and jesting to my husband...
"So, what you been up to.? .... single man for a week...
Late night drinking.... topless bars.... lap dancing clubs?"
"No" he said" " I've done worse than that, something she definitely won't approve of"
Turns out he's been going upstairs, on the new carpet, without taking his shoes off.
staffordjas
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In hairdressers , hoping my ' hint of purple' turns out only a hint ....
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