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Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Someone is trying to sell me a set of wheels for a Bentley.

Retail price, £4,789 + VAT.

But, I can have them for £1,995 inc VAT.

Bargain.

Just need the rest of the car now.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
It is being suggested that I need horse deodorant.

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A little bit over-personal...
Well, I have noticed that they seem to have finally given up pushing the horse deodorant at me - nothing for a few weeks now - but it may be that they feel that they may have misdiagnosed the real issue and it's actually bad breath that is the problem.

Hence, they have decided that I need the services of an equine dentist.

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Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
About a week ago, someone asked me to look out for a Harley Davidson for him.

At the time, my phone was off and about a mile away.

This afternoon, I realised that I had done absolutely nothing about it.

Within five minutes, still without me having done anything, an advert for Harley Davidson popped up...
 

BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
I keep getting offered a course in 'ethical hacking.' :eek:

Apparently I will learn all about: " …. network penetration testing, gaining access, and post exploitation."

Is it me or does this sound vaguely pornographic ? Not the sort of thing Cheltenham Gentlefolk get up to. :embarrass:
 

BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
But who for ? … the penetrator ? … or the penetrated … ? (I might be a bit off subject here …. cough) :heyhey:
 

BobClay

Well-Known Forumite
"Without somebody going off course somewhere at some time …. nothing new would ever get discovered."

Bob Clay :teef:
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
"Without somebody going off course somewhere at some time …. nothing new would ever get discovered."

Bob Clay :teef:
That's why they only let you twiddle the knobs on the wireless, and kept you away from the navigation table..?

Left hand down a bit...

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