Aaaaammmmmmmm.... I am telling of you! (and other playgroun sayings)

[Phat Fairy]

"Aaaaammmmmmmm.... I am telling of you!"

Where did this orginate from? Near enough everyone said it at school..... some more than others (those bastard tell tale tit's).

Then I remembered the rest of it...

"Aaaaammmmmmmm.... I am telling of you!
Cause you went to the loo at half past two and never said sorry to the kangaroo!"


Did anyone else use this rhyme or a variation?

 

[cookie_monster]

i remember the first bit, oh the joys of younger siblings!

i do remember the way we used to get a group of us to play games at infants. you, and usually one friend who wanted to play the same game, would walk round the playground with your arms round their shoulder singing 'all join on to play....'

it might have been bulldog, chase, whatever.

anyone that wanted to play just had to join in the human chain that formed and sing the song.

i dont know if that actually ended up taking the whole of break and if we ever actual got to play whatever game it was we were touting.


x

 

[Phat Fairy]

British Bulldog - what a classic institution!

 

[MISS T]

When my little one falls out with me i get "you're not coming to my party anymore". Classic.
(Does this mean i don't have to pay for it then?)

 

[jimbob23]

Do you remember that the worst thing you could do would be to tell the perpretator of a heinous act against you that you were going to tell his/her mum. Terrifying.

 

[Phat Fairy]

"Ammmmm I am telling mum on you cause you put ant's in my special rose water perfume that I made for her...... and you ruined it...... MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!"

"If you don't tell I'll be your best freind forever and let you play Heman with me..... I'll even let you be She-ra instead of Battle Cat if you want"

 

[jimbob23]

"Ammmmm I am telling mum on you cause you put ant's in my special rose water perfume that I made for her...... and you ruined it...... MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!"

"If you don't tell I'll be your best freind forever and let you play Heman with me..... I'll even let you be She-ra instead of Battle Cat if you want"

Hehehe.

 

[BBC]

Calling one of your mate's (male obv) a girl. Surely there can be no greater insult!

Also we used to say 'you talking to me or chewing a brick' when someone was mouthing off at you. No idea what that is supposed to mean but it sounded cool as fook at the time. There used to be a witty retort as well but memory fails me at present.

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Do you remember that the worst thing you could do would be to tell the perpretator of a heinous act against you that you were going to tell his/her mum. Terrifying.

I once knocked seven bells out of some lad who threatened to tell my dad that it was me who broke his parents window. It wasn't me but obviously after assaulting the young kid, his parents breaking up the scrap and my dad being told of my violent behaviour they all assumed it was me who smashed the window. Grounded for several months I think.

Bastard. I still see the little grass now. Why I oughta...

 

[MISS T]

"My dad's bigger than your Dad"

 

[cookie_monster]

"If you don't tell I'll be your best freind forever and let you play Heman with me..... I'll even let you be She-ra instead of Battle Cat if you want"

rofl!

at infants school, we used to play dogtanian and i ALWAYS used to be juliet the love interest. unfortunately, denno (yes, that one!) was always dogtanian! lol


x

 

[Phat Fairy]

Did you ever play the sleeping bag game?

Get as many kids as possible into or ona sleeping bag and then hurl yourselves down the stairs like you're taboggoning...... The trick was always to wait until the parents weren't around as if rumbled the game was up.

Oh and to try and avoid flying head on into the front door...

Many broken arms, noses and backsides when mum caught up with us. Great fun though, who'd have thought there was an enjoyable way to get carpet burns ay!

 

[Andreas Rex]

at infants school, we used to play dogtanian and i ALWAYS used to be juliet the love interest. unfortunately, denno (yes, that one!) was always dogtanian! lol

You should have stuck with him mate..he was a mega rich computer games programmer for CodeMasters last time i heard..

 

[rich upsetter]

Also we used to say 'you talking to me or chewing a brick' when someone was mouthing off at you. No idea what that is supposed to mean but it sounded cool as fook at the time. There used to be a witty retort as well but memory fails me at present.

the full version is 'are you looking at me or chewing a brick, either way you'll lose your teeth'. pseudo hard ay it.

on a different note, did everyone put the their hands up at school to get the teachers attention and say 'mum' instead of 'miss'. then have everyone in class laugh.

 

[Andreas Rex]

on a different note, did everyone put the their hands up at school to get the teachers attention and say 'mum' instead of 'miss'. then have everyone in class laugh.

This just made me blush a bit!

 

[BBC]

the full version is 'are you looking at me or chewing a brick, either way you'll lose your teeth'. pseudo hard ay it.

That's the one Rich. Knew you would remember.

 

[jimbob23]

on a different note, did everyone put the their hands up at school to get the teachers attention and say 'mum' instead of 'miss'. then have everyone in class laugh.

Many a time. Called my dad Mr Youngman once.

 

[db]

i remember the first bit, oh the joys of younger siblings!

younger siblings? behave - you're the same age as me and we blatantly did this! not me and you, obivously, seeing as we went to different primary schools.. i just mean "our generation" (god i sound old)..

i do remember the way we used to get a group of us to play games at infants. you, and usually one friend who wanted to play the same game, would walk round the playground with your arms round their shoulder singing 'all join on to play....'

oh my god, i had totally forgotten about that!

"all join on to play, off ground tig!"

 

[db]

dogtanian ... i ALWAYS used to be juliet the love interest.

i'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere

unfortunately, denno (yes, that one!) was always dogtanian!

You should have stuck with him mate..he was a mega rich computer games programmer for CodeMasters last time i heard..

he was in the wood on xmas eve.. had a right old chinwag.. same old denno (not a bad thing, y'unnnerstand).. i told him about this place but he hasn't registered yet.. he's probably too busy saving the world from world war III by challenging a super computer to a game of noughts and croses..

 

[db]

on a different note, did everyone put the their hands up at school to get the teachers attention and say 'mum' instead of 'miss'. then have everyone in class laugh.

i called mr. plant (oakridge) "dad" once.. it was horrifying on a number of levels..

(lol mr. plant)