Accidental Dogging.

[Gramaisc]

No doubt a number of Forumites have accidentally 'dogged' , or so it would seem from what we heard on Friday night- not that I have myself, but it seems that it wasn't quite so unusual in the past - apparently....

 

[The Stafford Beast]

When you're the Stafford Beast, it seems anything can happen!

 

[Gramaisc]

Even in Cheltenham!!!... .. . .

 

[The Stafford Beast]

Well, in fact when we were in the car, these cows started gathering around... may even be the start of a new fetish called "cowing".

 

[Withnail]

That's a very mooving story.

 

[Kingy]

Well, in fact when we were in the car, these cows started gathering around... may even be the start of a new fetish called "cowing".

Bovoyeurines.

 

[UltraSBM]

I think the give away signs are you having sex with a bird on your bonnet...Their poor little wings aren't designed for that!
*groans*

 

[dayve3383]

Anyone females wanna meet up for some fun? Text me [number removed for privacy reasons] x

 

[John Marwood]

Park and Ride?

 

[joshua]

Park and Ride?

Always worthwhile giving a good hard yank on your handbrake and a quick wiggle of the gearstick, it's not good if you start rolling off unexpectedly.

 

[John Marwood]

Wouldnt dare attempt it these days what with the councilshiddencamsforflytipping cover.... you never know when you are being recorded.....

Im sure one of my publictoiletsclosedown layby leaks is featuring on some obscure tv station youwontbelievewhatpeopledowhentheyhaveafullbladder programmes

Bahhh

 

[joshua]

Wouldnt dare attempt it these days what with the councilshiddencamsforflytipping cover.... you never know when you are being recorded.....

Im sure one of my publictoiletsclosedown layby leaks is featuring on some obscure tv station youwontbelievewhatpeopledowhentheyhaveafullbladder programmes

Bahhh

From your mouth to god's ear, don't ever think we aren't catering to YOUR needs john: http://www.gloveboxloo.co.uk/

 

[United57]

Anyone females wanna meet up for some fun? Text me [number removed for privacy reasons] x

I assume as this was posted at 3.30 on a saturday morning somebody had been on the lemonade, been watching the tv advert for day V lane Yell.com.

I also assume his best mate or girlfriend will be getting odd calls on their mobile

 

[John Marwood]

Wouldnt dare attempt it these days what with the councilshiddencamsforflytipping cover.... you never know when you are being recorded.....

Im sure one of my publictoiletsclosedown layby leaks is featuring on some obscure tv station youwontbelievewhatpeopledowhentheyhaveafullbladder programmes

Bahhh

From your mouth to god's ear, don't ever think we aren't catering to YOUR needs john: http://www.gloveboxloo.co.uk/

Ta...


Another invention of mine


Already invented

 

[Withnail]

Anyone females wanna meet up for some fun? Text me [number removed for privacy reasons] x

Hi dayve3383, and welcome to the ... er... wrong forum?

 

[Mr X]

Anyone females wanna meet up for some fun? Text me [number removed for privacy reasons] x

I have the feeling that dayve3383 will get up and try to delete his post...

...except that three people have now quoted him!

 

[proactive]

Anyone females wanna meet up for some fun? Text me [number removed for privacy reasons] x

I have the feeling that dayve3383 will get up and try to delete his post...

...except that three people have now quoted him!

What a mean thing to do, quoting him so that he'll be embarrassed when he's sobered up.

 

[Mr X]

Anyone females wanna meet up for some fun? Text me [number removed for privacy reasons] x

I have the feeling that dayve3383 will get up and try to delete his post...

...except that three people have now quoted him!

Oops... make that five quotes

 

[tek-monkey]

The forum does rank rather highly for 'stafford dogging'

 

[proactive]

Funny, he doesn't mention his dogging habit in this profile http://www.midsummerseve.com/profile/dayve3383