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"Waving a match inside the Albert Hall"?dirtybobby said:when discussing a lady of loose morals, one might be heard to describe the experience as "like throwing a sausage down an alley" lol
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"Waving a match inside the Albert Hall"?dirtybobby said:when discussing a lady of loose morals, one might be heard to describe the experience as "like throwing a sausage down an alley" lol
Can't believe you missed "We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun"...taitou said:Blackadder: We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod.
Blackadder: I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
Blackadder: The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.
Blackadder: Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick, but I'm clearly in a minority.
Blackadder: Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
Blackadder: Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it
Ambassador: I hate you English. With your boring trousers and your shiny toilet paper and your ridiculous preconceptions that Frenchmen are great lovers. I'm French and I'm hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petits pois.
I know I've blown a couple of frogs along the wayDoctor said:Did anyone else used to blow frogs up with a straw to test this?
lol.. i just did a google image search, to find an appropriate "nun" smiley.. didn't find any, but was pleasantly surprised by some of the pictures that came up lol..G-Unit said:as nervous as a small nun at a penguin shoot.