Bargain boast.

[tek-monkey]

PoundThong?

 

[Trumpet]

Going for a thong.

 

[Gramaisc]

Thongs of Praise.

 

[Trumpet]

Let's not make a thong and dance about this.

 

[Gramaisc]

A Thong for Europe.

 

[proactive]

The Eurovision Thong Contest.

 

[tek-monkey]

Now that I'd watch!

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

Not quite a bargain...... more of a scrounge!

But I stepped out of my front door to see my neighbors carrying a beautiful wooden dressing table covered in dust, to which I exclaimed:
'Your not chucking that out are you!?'

And now it is mine! Free free beautifully free!
Used my best beeswax polish on it and it came up lovely!
1950's four draw with all the brass handles intact!

 

[Gramaisc]

It'll be full of spiders.

 

[Glam]

And woodworm.

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

It'll be full of spiders.

Don't even say that!

Its beautiful!

 

[Trumpet]

And rats.

 

[littleme]

And rats.

Maybe the rats will eat the spiders?

 

[Gramaisc]

Maybe the rats will eat the spiders?

..or interbreed..?

 

[littleme]

..or interbreed..?

Mwahahaha, spiderrat!

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

*shiver*

You people are horrible!

** whispers to rats: 'I wont let them get you' **

 

[littleme]

Aubergines are 49p each in Lidl Stafford, I put one in tonight's curry - yummy Wish I had bought more than 1 now.

 

[Trumpet]

Mrs T picked a couple up, moussaka one night this week I reckon.

 

[That-Crazy-Rat-Lady]

The new (extended) card shop in the guildhall is selling 10 cards for £1!
They are really really nice - they don't look cheap or nasty and have good designs!
Well chuffed

 

[Trumpet]

Looking for dog poo bags in ASDA found them at £1 for 40 bags. Disposable nappy bags are .35p for 300 bags, bargain!
Brings me to the perpetual joke in our house when taking the dog for a walk:
ME "just taking the dog out"
Mrs T "have you got sh*tbags?"
Me "yes, she's here on the end of the lead"