Big Brother 2011

[Alan B'Stard]

So who is watching?

Amy Childs makes blondes look intelligent.

Paddy is quite funny, especially wanting to drown Jedward.

Jedward are Jedward and should be drowned.

Kerry Katona is doing better than I thought she would.

The model should sing "thats the way I like it"

Sally Bercow could be interesting.

The American Pie girl is just gorgeous but a tad boring.

The Hoffs ex-wife took his botox supply on the divorce.

The actor is also a bit boring.

The paparazzi bloke is weird.

Looking forward to Paddy falling out with somebody.

 

[Alan B'Stard]

Jedward are definately weird and should've been drowned at birth. I predict one to have a breakdown.

 

[MarkyD]

I heard Charlie Sheen was supposed to be on it? If so I might consider watching as that guys a king!

 

[dangerousdave]

is there actually anyone in it i may know?

 

[db]

i accidentally flicked onto this for the first time the other night..

i knew jedward were annoying (who doesn't?), but i genuinely had no idea the depths that their level of annoyance and sheer stupidity plunges to..

 

[Withnail]

BIG DON'T BOTHER

FORGET Libya, forget phone hacking, forget riots: the resurrection of Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5 (owned by Richard Desmond) is easily the biggest event of the year. At least if you believe what those titles owned by Richard Desmond have to say about it.

31 March: "Fed-up Cheryl Cole could sensationally snub X Factor supremo Simon Cowell by accepting a £5m deal to host a new-look Big Brother," reveals the Daily Star. " A TV insider said: "It really is true." Cole's management team clarify this slightly: "Cheryl has not been approached, and she has no interest in presenting Big Brother."
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22 July: "Outrageous Brian Dowling was yesterday unveiled as the new Big Brother host...
The camp Irishman, who shot to fame when he won BB in 2001, told fans of the top reality show: "I'm not Davina. I'll be me." He's not Cheryl Cole, either, but the Star does not point this out.
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18 August: So it begins.
..."Record audience as BB line-up revealed," yells the Star.

Was it the most-watched Big Brother episode ever? It was not

Was it the most-watched Channel Five programme? It was not.

is there actually anyone in it i may know?

Perhaps they mean the record for most underwhelming cast list ever.

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[flossietoo]

Brian Dowling's original appearance in Big Brother was must-see television for me. I loved his over-the-top campness alongside his obvious embarrassment that his little sister might realise he was actually gay. I loved his growing irritation with the banal relationship between Helen and Paul...the whole thing was a total delight and probably the last time I watched BB. His association with this pathetic lot is just a reminder, if one were needed, of how low the franchise has sunk. On the subject of the orange-fest that is Amy Childs, however, did anyone else see her 'make-under' in The Times last weekend? Very patronising copy alongside the pics but it turns out that she is really stunning - she just hides it under lots of gunk.

 

[Toble]

Wasn't one of them in Scrubs (possibly the best American TV comedy ever) for a while?

 

[flossietoo]

Yes. The blonde one (not either half of Jedward). But aren't you forgetting Nurse Jackie? And the Big Bang Theory?

 

[Toble]

Yes. The blonde one (not either half of Jedward). But aren't you forgetting Nurse Jackie? And the Big Bang Theory?

I don't have a television. But I do have all the Scrubs series.