Cheers Rikki. Thankfully, on 2nd inspection, it seems all may not be so bad. What looks like the cause (don't ask me what it's called...I don't have a clue what he said it was...) is something easily fixable, and the part costs just shy of 20 squid. It could, however, be something totally different....and financially worse! Either way it's gonna cost me less than £168.
Depending on the outcome of tomorrow's antics I may well be giving you a buzz. I'll keep your number for the future though mate...I have a funny feeling that it's gonna piss on my chips this year....