Christmas Drinkers

Toble

Toble

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Sorry about the forthcoming rant, but it is the time of year when the part-timers come out.
Aren't they a pain in the arse? They don't know how to order a round properly, not break the furniture, and not how to spread a mixture of vomitus and red wine over about 3/4 of a minibus.

Some bellend on friday night ordered 50 shots (which tied the bar staff up for a while) while wearing a jumper with a iPhone pouch in the front which was displaying a firside theme (this is in itself a Capital Crime). 20 minutes later his missus was hurling her guts up.

I hate christmas because of the wankpots that suddenlt appear all over the town. See also: St. Patrick's day.
 
Withnail

Withnail

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Whether it’s the Christmas Work’s Do or a Festive Drink With Friends, you are ruining pubs for the rest of us. Everyone hates you. Every actual drinker in the pub hates you and all the serving staff hate you. You’re awful. Here’s a guide on how to not be quite so awful.

HOW TO GO TO THE PUB
 
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andy w

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Withnail said:
Whether it’s the Christmas Work’s Do or a Festive Drink With Friends, you are ruining pubs for the rest of us. Everyone hates you. Every actual drinker in the pub hates you and all the serving staff hate you. You’re awful. Here’s a guide on how to not be quite so awful.

HOW TO GO TO THE PUB
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Some good comments attached to the article. I have to agree that it can be frustrating getting served in a very busy pub, not helped by pushy customers who don't realise who's in front of them to be served. Also it is up to the server to realise whose next.
 
John Marwood

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Toble said:
Sorry about the forthcoming rant, but it is the time of year when the part-timers come out.
Aren't they a pain in the arse? They don't know how to order a round properly, not break the furniture, and not how to spread a mixture of vomitus and red wine over about 3/4 of a minibus.

Some bellend on friday night ordered 50 shots (which tied the bar staff up for a while) while wearing a jumper with a iPhone pouch in the front which was displaying a firside theme (this is in itself a Capital Crime). 20 minutes later his missus was hurling her guts up.

I hate christmas because of the wankpots that suddenlt appear all over the town. See also: St. Patrick's day.
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I predict you will look back with nostalgia at the this time

Once the squaddies have taken over the town...
 
Jonah

Jonah

Spouting nonsense since the day I learned to talk
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staffordjas

staffordjas

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Noticed rather a lot of :barf: splattered over the pavements by The Sun early (around 6pm-ish) last Saturday night.
 
Gramaisc

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I walked into town yesterday morning form Lidl and there were pavement pizzas everywhere - and a bloke puking into the grid outside Argos.

Happy Christmas. :xmas:
 
proactive

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
Got pulled over in Oxford for a random breath test this afternoon. They person in the Nissan Qashqai in front who had got in front of me by going through a red light at a junction causing me to slam the brakes on, and then preceding to weave up the road and at one point mount the pavement, did not...

Not happy with plod and told them so.
 
juice-comedy

juice-comedy

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It was also used as a Feature on Page 3 of The Times and on The Metro Online. I am pursuing appropriate action since no one as gained my permission nor paid me for this work that they're all using as content to gain revenue.

On a side-note, I'm clearly very talented and you should hire me to write things - robhalden.com
 
littleme

littleme

250,000th poster!
juice-comedy said:
It was also used as a Feature on Page 3 of The Times and on The Metro Online. I am pursuing appropriate action since no one as gained my permission nor paid me for this work that they're all using as content to gain revenue.

On a side-note, I'm clearly very talented and you should hire me to write things - robhalden.com
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I had no idea! Hope you manage to get recognition/paid by the stealing swines!!
 
John Marwood

John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Apparently The Swan Hotel did its bit to reduce alcoholism last night by eliminating electronic tills ..

Test

You sell three drinks priced at £3.60, £2.95 and £3.50 and you are given a twenty pound note and ten pence, what change do you give, to the person stood next to you?
 
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