Crack Pipe Wanted!

poetsbumcheeks

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Poet urgently needs new crack pipe, after dropping my own whilst being seconded by local police force. Yet another court appearance awaits me. I need to be able to toot my pipe to ease my shattered nerves.

Willing to suck, blow or perform indecent and humiliating deeds. ono.
No shitting though.
 

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"It's not Blue Peter. I'm just having a nice relaxing smoke of crack."
 

poetsbumcheeks

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tenshon said:
i've got a cracked pipe. is that any use?
If you've got enough crack to fill a pipe of that size, i've got the industrial tape to fill the gaps.

I am in panic. How apt. The life of a crackhead is a constant state of anxiety, the consequence of addiction.

To quote the great Superhands (pictured); '...this crack, it ain't half a bit more moreish innit?".

Few wiser words have been spoken.
 
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