Examples of poor driving you have witnessed!

[Gramaisc]

There are far too many to remember!!!!!!

Surely you can remember a few....

 

[captainpish]

(He isnt taking me seriously....is he?)

 

[proactive]

A proper car driver would have made notch on their dashboard for each 'kill'

 

[Gramaisc]

(He isnt taking me seriously....is he?)

Surely not...?

 

[captainpish]

Wait till he shoves that Steve wotsit into a hedge - then hold a party!

Ive already had an episode with steve it was pretty funny. Also nearlyl ran him over with a trolley in asda as he was ski-ing down the isle in his socks.

A proper car driver would have made notch on their dashboard for each 'kill'

No i just pull over and take a momento. Usually whip out the penknife and cut out a piece of lycra from the arse. Im hoping to have a ptchwork lycra quilt by the end of the year or maybe make my own disgusting lycra cycle suit from all the pieces with a hole where i can dangle my nuts through at car drivers behind. Havent made my mind up yet.

 

[Glam]

No i just pull over and take a momento. Usually whip out the penknife and cut out a piece of lycra from the arse. Im hoping to have a patch work lycra cycle suit by the end of the year from all the pieces, with a hole where i can dangle my nuts through at car drivers behind. Havent made my mind up yet.

Just spat Lucozade all over the desk reading this! Can I suggest the Forums very own seamstress Magda? She comes highly recommended.

 

[Withnail]

Indeed, all this talk about endangering the lives of cyclists is absolutely hilarious.

It's a good job i don't wear lycra, otherwise i fear it may have split along with my sides.

 

[Laurie61]

I have encountered the peloton riding through Doxey, I usually catch them not far from the railway bridge, the huge number of road improvements, ten sets of lights, humps, keep left bollards make it imposable to get past. If I'm lucky they turn off towards Seighford. They could of course break in to 2-3 groups and space themselves along the road, army convoy style, but nooo.

 

[Withnail]

them they . They

And Us? Or the other way round?

 

[Withnail]

Who knows which is which, or who is who?

 

[Gramaisc]

Speed traps for cyclists? http://www.itv.com/news/london/2014...my-vine-caught-speeding-on-his-bike-at-16mph/ .

 

[littleme]

Wait till he shoves that Steve wotsit into a hedge - then hold a party!

Ive just passed Steve Wotsit, he was cycling up the Stone Rd whilst carrying a Vax vacuum cleaner.

 

[captainpish]

Ive just passed Steve Wotsit, he was cycling up the Stone Rd whilst carrying a Vax vacuum cleaner.

Was it a bagless upright or a pull along? Just out of interest like.

 

[Gramaisc]

 

[proactive]

Was it a bagless upright or a pull along? Just out of interest like.

Coffee/monitor interface moment there

 

[littleme]

Was it a bagless upright or a pull along? Just out of interest like.

Upright, & nearly through my passenger window!

 

[littleme]

Nothing that simple, he was carrying it under his arm...

...it was fighting back though...

 

[kyoto49]

I saw this Steve bloke on his bike the other night. It was dark, he had no lights on, and he went straight across the junction by Halfords going out of town when the lights were on red. Some poor motorist is going to have his death on their hands if he continues and it won't be there fault at all . Something needs doing

 

[Jonah]

Ban pushbikes.

That'll solve the problem.

 

[captainpish]

Ban pushbikes.

That'll solve the problem.

I agree. Death traps they are.