Football Trivia.

[Augustus Gloop]

Yes, a footballing hero of mine. Over to you BBC for yours....

 

[BBC]

A bit busy today

So was I Gus, but hey when there's football trivia to be answered i'll drop everything!

Ok here's my question:

Who are the 12 players who have scored a 100 or more premiership goals?

 

[jimbob23]

So far I've guessed:

- Henry
- Shearer
- Van Nistelrooy
- Owen
- Fowler
- Andy Cole
- Sheringham
- Ian Wright
- Les Ferdinand
- Dwight Yorke
- Scholes
- The other one

Just a quick guess - I'm shit at these and am trying not to cheat by looking it up. Am I close?

 

[BBC]

All right except the silent ginger. Two to go! The two that people always struggle on too!

 

[Augustus Gloop]

How about Matt Le Tissier?

 

[BBC]

Correct on Le Tiss. One more. Always the last one.

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

 

[BBC]

Hold on. I've made a schoolboy here. Fat Eddie Murphy is indeed one of the twelve bud Ruud 'why the long face' Van Nistelrooy isn't as he only got the 95 league goals for london United. So your are right Gus but still one to go.

ooops :/

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Kevin Phillips or Dion Dublin?

I'm scraping the barrel here.

 

[BBC]

Done it! It was Dion. Skill duly awarded.

 

[jimbob23]

Blimey. Who'd have thought a professional Errol Brown impersonator could have scored 100+ premiership goals in his spare time?

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Dion's class. Nutted the plank Savage too which deserves a pat on the back.

I won't mention that Fergie nicknamed him the human tripod due to his massive cock.

Although I just did.

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Which uncapped player has scored the most Premiership goals?

 

[BBC]

That be dion again is Gus? Are you trying to catch us out?

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Nope. He's got 4 England caps.

 

[jimbob23]

Is he English?

 

[Augustus Gloop]

Yep.

 

[BBC]

is it chris sutton?

 

[jimbob23]

Sutton's been capped.

 

[BBC]

Kevin Campbell??

It's gotta be him or Sutton!