Headless Crocodile haunting Sandon Road?

Vault_girl

Well-Known Forumite
http://www.staffordshirenewsletter.co.uk/News/Croc-shock-as-snapper-found-on-the-way-to-chippy.htm

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this!

A crocodile head was found on the Sandon Road. Looks pretty fresh from the picture! Does this mean there is now a headless Crocodile wandering the area? I would imagine it's a lot less scary and dangerous than a headless horseman though to be fair...

How? when? why? and most importantly... what?!?!
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
It's them Balancing Lakes, you know..

croc100.jpg
 

gon2seed

(and me! - Ed)
On some Bill boards outside newsagents it just said 'CROCODILE FOUND IN STAFFORD'! Was pretty disappointed when I actually picked a copy up! :( Marketing ploy me thinks! Good job the restaurant in Castle Street is no more, cos they used to sell it, amongst other exotics! :barf:
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
Vault_girl said:
I would imagine it's a lot less scary and dangerous than a headless horseman though to be fair...
You're safe enough with a headless horseman - he can't see you, you know. Just stand to one side - simple.
 

Stella

Active Member
Isn't there a butchers on the Sandon Road that sells crocodile meat? Could be a wee little joke from the butchers me thinks!
 

tek-monkey

wanna see my snake?
Not sure John Anslow would do something like that, but it is the strongest connection at the moment!
 

Scoot Doggy Dogg

Well-Known Forumite
Great Stafford approach:

“Until they take it away, it’s my party piece for the weekend and is secured in a bag in my back garden.”

Take it home with your chips and use it as an excuse for a piss up on Friday/ Saturday.

Skill points for that lady right there...
 

Tinkerbell

Well-Known Forumite
Surely the RSPCA (or similar) should be contacted - the women in the article said it is being used as a party piece (what a wierdo!)

Isnt there a shop on the Sandon Road called Scales and Tales or something ....... have they sold something like this and the poor bugger ended up dead ..... sadly posh girls buy little handbag accessory dogs ..... and boys like to buy snakes and things ... just saying ...

I think its a sad story - but I do get my knickers in a knot over cruelty to animals stories (if it was)
 
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