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I'm just getting too old!Tell me about it... But maybe I'm getting too old and fussy.
Theres pills for thatI'm just getting too old!
Theres pills for that
Yes the more of them you take the quicker you stop getting any olderThere's plenty of pills that will stop you getting any older.
Bloody hell, you must be one hell of an ugly bugger or (and) have a serious personal hygiene problem, if you've not been able to get a shag in a month. Especially as Cannock and Rugeley are only a 20 minute bus ride away...pff no resultat of my search yet
http://www.staffordforum.com/xf/index.php?threads/man-reports-ugly-prostitute-to-the-police.12088/Remember a few months ago a news article where the Police had been called where a man complained about a prostitute he visited not being up to the perceived standard going by the advertisement. I'd have thought it was more a case for trading standards but how you can judge whether someone to be a 'Blonde Stunner' is open to debate ( having blonde hair might be a starting point).
Velcro gloves are quite handy too
pff no resultat of my search yet
lol i think goldilocks is my favourite new forumite for quite some time
Judging by everyone's comments I'm thinking maybe your mum should of swallowed.. Just a thought