I really hope this is a joke

victoriab

victoriaboyle.co.uk
SYDNEY, Australia— Young women in Australia and Sweden have a new cause: They want men to sit down while urinating. This demand comes partly from hygene concerns – avoiding the spalsh factor-but as reported in The Spectator magazine, “more
crucially because a man standing up to urinate is deemed to be triumphing in his masculinity, and by extension, degrading womenâ€.
Frieda Nightanvil of Women Arise Australia is gathering pledges from young men to abstain from urinal use and recommends they pour fast drying cement in to urinals around Sydney during the Olympics.
"We are hoping this will draw the attention of the world’s media to this ongoing fascist symbol of subjugation. This will be the last generation of males who will employ such tactics of oppression as the urinal. But it will be a struggle with the Cave Man mentality that even today is the mindset of too many Australian malesâ€.
Stockholm University is about to ban urinals on campus, and one Swedish elementary school has already removed them. Some Swedish women are pressuring their men to take a stand, so to speak. Yola, a 25-year old Swedish trainee psychiatrist, says she dumps boyfriends who insist on standing. “What can I do?†said her new boyfriend, Ingvar, who sits.
 

gon2seed

(and me! - Ed)
Facinating.
I may be wrong but I remember hearing something on Radio 5 about German campaigns to get us fellas to sit! I think they have been very succesful.

Never really confessed this before, but always sit at home! NEVER in a public loo though! Urg!
 

victoriab

victoriaboyle.co.uk
It's ridiculous. I bloody hate women who get their knickers in a twist about that kind of thing it's just beyond belief. They need a good slap.
 

jimbob23

Official 1000th poster
gon2seed said:
Never really confessed this before, but always sit at home! NEVER in a public loo though! Urg!
I like it - the forum as a confessional. Marvellous stuff.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I always find that over-reaction is a useful response and so, from now on, I'm going to stand up for everything - see how they like that!
 

shoes

Well-Known Forumite
Gramaisc said:
I always find that over-reaction is a useful response and so, from now on, I'm going to stand up for everything - see how they like that!
This is the single funniest response I have ever heard to his particular feminist quip - +1 :lol:
 

wmrcomputers

Stafford PC & laptop repair specialist
toilet seats that spring up slowly unless being sat on.

that way, we don't piss on seats and the women can stop moaning!!

Plus point, bolt a 42" lcd to the wall, and with a loo seat like that it would just be like going to the pictures!!!! (wouldn't recommend the popcorn though - lol)

;)
 

Wookie

Official Forum Linker
Toilet seats with a foot pedal that brings the seat up when trod on.
There's a fortune in that idea, do you hear me? A FORTUNE!
 

wmrcomputers

Stafford PC & laptop repair specialist
Damn... I was too late.

One day I'll think of an original idea. To stop kids from nicking sweets as your walking around the supermarket there's the Incredible Inflating Sweety, which is essentially tampons disguised as sweet cigarettes, but somehow I don't think I'd get a patent on that one. :)

Idea's anyone??
This could become a funny thread, or should we start it as a new one?
 

Markerat

I'm no gynaecologist...
What about a cross between an slender tone and an incontenance alarm for small children practicing for going dry through the night. Each time they have a little tinkle in there sleep a few playful volts through the naughty bits as a lesson. I'm not sure if its legal but its wholesome fun for all the family.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
You can get those collars that give dogs a shock by remote control and it would be fairly easy to connect up a moisture sensor. If you were to use a TENS machine to produce the shocks then the 'medical benefit' defence would seem more plausible.
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
wmrcomputers said:
Damn... I was too late.

One day I'll think of an original idea. To stop kids from nicking sweets as your walking around the supermarket there's the Incredible Inflating Sweety, which is essentially tampons disguised as sweet cigarettes, but somehow I don't think I'd get a patent on that one. :)

Idea's anyone??
This could become a funny thread, or should we start it as a new one?
The ideas so far have continued in a generally urinary direction but a more general 'good ideas' thread is a good idea in itself. If you don't do it then I will. Dave Gorman's 'Genius' on Radio 4 has had some real gems, such as the 99p coin and a button on DVD remotes for 'Just play the bloody thing!'
 

wmrcomputers

Stafford PC & laptop repair specialist
i think a 99p coin sounds quite reasonable!!

You can guarantee though that some idiots will want to collect them, so shops will still need the penny's to give their change! lol
 

wmrcomputers

Stafford PC & laptop repair specialist
The GOOD IDEA'S Thread now started in General Chat.

Good suggestion Graimasc!
(Saves derailing this one further)
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
wmrcomputers said:
The GOOD IDEA'S Thread now started in General Chat.

Good suggestion Graimasc!
(Saves derailing this one further)
I think you'll find that the new thread was actually your idea!
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
I was despatched to B&Q yesterday with very specific instructions to get the cheapest toilet seat available, as the whole thing is due for renovation in the forseeable future. I discovered that, as with almost all products these days, the cheapest bog seat has a name - and that name is - Basil!
 
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