Ecker
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Another of my favourite Mondegreens was based on a troup of young girl guides being taken out for the day. They were hungry and so were taken into a bakery where the only available nosh were doughnuts.
Girl Guide leader: "Oh no they can't have those"
Shop Keeper: "Why not?"
Girl Guide leader: "'Cos doughnuts make my brownies blue"
Girl Guide leader: "Oh no they can't have those"
Shop Keeper: "Why not?"
Girl Guide leader: "'Cos doughnuts make my brownies blue"