Mundane facts about your day...

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Maryland

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Just like to make crystal clear: one is a laydee. Blow my nose in a hanky and everything.

And who are you looking at like that, mush?
 

Gramaisc

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Gramaisc, I never thought you were a bitch for a moment. Not like some did.
Just like to make crystal clear: one is a lady-boy. Blow my nose in a hanky and everything.

And who are you looking at like that, mush?
Could I just point out that this Forum gives one the option to edit an apparent quote from somebody else and rather change the direction.

Not that anybody would do that..
 

Maryland

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Blimey, didn't realise that. Better stop using words then, to be safe.

:fap:

I don't know what this means, but it kind of expresses something or other. Possibly.

Maybe should get some sleep now.
 

Withnail

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Juan is a farmer.

This is Juan -
Llama-farmer-in-Peru-008.jpg

- Juan is a llama farmer.

When Juan goes to bed he wears pyjamas -

Ripped_Pajamas_2.jpg

- these are the pajamas of Juan the llama farmer.
 

Withnail

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This is Luis -
Luis_Ivan_Cuende.jpg

- it is he who took a knife to the llama farmer's pajamas.

He is a llama farmer pajama harmer.

When Luis gets in this state he is taken to the doctor.

This is Pedro -
fallece-primer.jpg

- Pedro will give Luis a sedative.

He is a llama farmer pajama halmer calmer.
 

Withnail

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Normally i'm quite 'zen' whilst cycling home - attuned, as it were, to the road's nuances.

Today i had silly words building in my head - i hope i wasn't too much of a menace.
 

Carole

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This is Luis -
Luis_Ivan_Cuende.jpg

- it is he who took a knife to the llama farmer's pajamas.

He is a llama farmer pajama harmer.

When Luis gets in this state he is taken to the doctor.

This is Pedro -
fallece-primer.jpg

- Pedro will give Luis a sedative.

He is a llama farmer pajama halmer calmer.

@Withnail
Did they make it into a TV series...?


A Llama farmer pajama harmer calmer DRAMA


At some point Pedro might slip on a BANANA and ring his NANA but then Luis has his pyjamas ripped as well which is KARMA and he tries to run away to Majorca and lands in PALMA.
 
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John Marwood

I ♥ cryptic crosswords
Normally i'm quite 'zen' whilst cycling home - attuned, as it were, to the road's nuances.

Today i had silly words building in my head - i hope i wasn't too much of a menace.


I noted a strong military police presence outside the Wimpy this morning, are 'they' here now
 
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Withnail

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People are strange, on the whole, whether you are a stranger or not.

Oddly they ,to a fault, do not know that they are so.

That's what may, or may not, just make them beautiful.

Everyone else in the room can see it.
 

arthur

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yes just because i have a male name and stones as my avitar on the forum i not necessarily a male
 

littleme

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I was in Tesco earlier with my daughter & husband, we were in the book isle looking at the children's books for a good 10 minutes & the whole time we we were there -there was a little girl of about 5yrs old completely on her own looking at the books.....there were no other adults anywhere near & I was so concerned that eventually I went & got the security staff....we went off to do the rest of our shopping but when we had finished all the staff that had been there when I told them had gone....so I didn't find out what happened to her...

Anyhow, hope she was ok & shame on the parents for leaving her on her own whole they shopped!
 
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