I have achieved two near miracles already today.
I have hacked into my HMRC account and managed to pay the tax that becomes due at the end of this month, due to me not having a posh -boy Cayman Islands account to hide it in. This really is the most convoluted and obstructive arrangement - if anybody wants to break into my tax account and do it for me, they are quite welcome to.
Maybe they'll stop texting me every few minutes now?
It looks like it'll be a decent afternoon here, but, if it gets wet, I'll have a go at getting into the CIA system later on, it should be a bit easier.
Far more importantly, many years ago, I bought two pairs of almost-but-not-quite-identical socks. They have proved to be very hard-wearing and comfortable, so they have had very regular use.
But, the pairs got mixed up almost immediately and, for a couple of decades, I have been intending to rematch them into the 'real' pairs, if I ever washed both pairs at the same time.
This has finally happened!