NEW NEW CONSERVATIVE LEADER/PRIME MINISTER

EasMid

Well-Known Forumite
You have to wonder about the motives of anyone that would be daft enough to put themselves forward considering the shot show they’ve made of it so far.
(Apart from the brown envelope perks of course)
 

Gramaisc

Forum O. G.
You have to wonder about the motives of anyone that would be daft enough to put themselves forward considering the shot show they’ve made of it so far.
(Apart from the brown envelope perks of course)
£115,000 a year for life afterwards - I can do tomorrow afternoon, if they like.
 

Gadget

Well-Known Forumite
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Theresa Green

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Mordaunt / Sunak

Only because they know the population of Maidenhead would never vote for a man of restricted growth
 

proactive

Enjoying a drop of red.
£115,000 a year for life afterwards - I can do tomorrow afternoon, if they like.
That 115k is simply to manage their public activités each year. There will also be a Prime Minister's pension (assuming she was in office long enough to qualify) as well as 100k a pop on the motivational public speaking gravy train. She can talk about all she had achieved and maybe start each speech with 'Let me be perfectly clear'.
 

basil

don't mention the blinds
Come back ?

Currently holidaying in the Caribbean

Under investigation for misleading parliament

148 of his MPs voted against him

He carries at lot of baggage

He's put on weight

Why take a pay cut ?......
 

Alee

Well-Known Forumite
The lettuce is making a speech at 6pm , maybe the lettuce is gonna take a crack at it
 

SketchyMagpie

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I just think the Tories will be desperate to win back some public support and he is the only one that any of their voters are clamouring for to be back in power (unbelievably).
 

Glam

Mad Cat Woman
He's going to farking come back isn't he. farking farking hell. And then they'll call an election and everyone will fall for it again.
Youngest said earlier that Boris will be back. And that folk will be stupid enough to vote for him in an election.
 
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