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>>UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
>>
>> Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?
>>
>> Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?
>> THE WEAKEST LINK
>>
>> Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
>>
>> Contestant: Jool carriageway.
>> Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
>>
>> Contestant: Bombay.
>> Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above
>>lakes?
>>
>> Contestant: Crocodiles.
>>
>> Anne Robinson: Wh...?
>>
>> Contestant (interrupting): Pass!
>> Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
>>entertainers
>> or chocolate salesmen?
>>
>> Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.
>> Anne Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels
>>were
>>written
>> by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
>>
>> Contestant: (long pause) Joe?
>> Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins
>>with
>>G,
>> revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state
>>funeral?
>>
>> Contestant: Geronimo!
>> NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET
>>
>> Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known
>>by the
>>
>> initials G.B.S.?
>>
>> Contestant: William Shakespeare.
>> CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL
>>
>> Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
>>
>> Caller: Japan.
>>
>> Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't
>>hear
>>that,
>> I can let you try again.
>>
>> Caller: Er... Mexico?
>> FAMILY FORTUNES
>>
>> 1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword
>>
>>
>>
>> 2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon
>>
>>
>>
>> 3) Name the capital of France? - F
>>
>>
>>
>> 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell
>>
>>
>>
>> 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar
>>
>>
>>
>> 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital
>>
>>
>>
>> 7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil
>>
>>
>>
>> 8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock
>>
>>
>>
>> 9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.
>>
>>
>>
>> 10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs
>>
>>
>>
>> 11) Something that floats in a bath? - Water
>>
>>
>>
>> 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse
>>
>>
>>
>> 13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair
>>
>>
>>
>> 14) A famous Royal? - Mail
>>
>>
>>
>> 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle
>>with
>>
>> wings
>>
>>
>>
>> 16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
>>
>>
>>
>> 17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet
>>
>>
>>
>> 18) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate
>>
>>
>>
>> 19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on
>>
>>
>>
>> 20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police
>>
>>
>>
>> 21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April
>>
>>
>>
>> 22) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing
>>
>>
>>
>> 23) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep
>>
>>
>>
>> 24) Something you put on walls? - A roof
>>
>>
>>
>> 25) Something slippery? - A conman
>>
>>
>>
>> 26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish
>>
>>
>>
>> 27) A jacket potato topping? - Jam
>>
>>
>>
>> 28) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato
>>
>>
>>
>> 29) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas
>>
>>
>>
>> 30) Something red? - My sweater
>> RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN
>>
>> Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the
>>world?
>>
>> Contestant: Barcelona.
>>
>> Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
>>
>> Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in
>>Spain.
>> STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2
>>
>> Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?
>>
>> Contestant: India.
>> Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
>>
>> Contestant: Espresso.
>> Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
>>
>> Contestant: Sydney.
>> THIS MORNING
>>
>> Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about
>>opera. True
>>or
>> false?
>>
>> Contestant: True?
>>
>> Judy Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an
>>American TV
>> show,so I'll give you that.
>> BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE
>>
>> Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and
>>Israel
>>last?
>> Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.
>>
>> BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC
>>
>> Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
>>
>> Contestant: Four
>> BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW
>>
>> Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
>>
>> Contestant: Er...
>>
>> Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
>>
>> Contestant: Blimey?
>>
>> Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
>>
>> Contestant: (Silence)
>>
>> Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
>>
>> Contestant: Walked?
>> DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO
>>
>> Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
>>
>> Contestant: Holland?
>>
>> Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
>>
>> Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
>>
>> Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
>>
>> Contestant: No.
>>
>>
>> Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?
>>
>> Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?
>> THE WEAKEST LINK
>>
>> Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
>>
>> Contestant: Jool carriageway.
>> Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
>>
>> Contestant: Bombay.
>> Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above
>>lakes?
>>
>> Contestant: Crocodiles.
>>
>> Anne Robinson: Wh...?
>>
>> Contestant (interrupting): Pass!
>> Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
>>entertainers
>> or chocolate salesmen?
>>
>> Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.
>> Anne Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels
>>were
>>written
>> by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
>>
>> Contestant: (long pause) Joe?
>> Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins
>>with
>>G,
>> revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state
>>funeral?
>>
>> Contestant: Geronimo!
>> NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET
>>
>> Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known
>>by the
>>
>> initials G.B.S.?
>>
>> Contestant: William Shakespeare.
>> CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL
>>
>> Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
>>
>> Caller: Japan.
>>
>> Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't
>>hear
>>that,
>> I can let you try again.
>>
>> Caller: Er... Mexico?
>> FAMILY FORTUNES
>>
>> 1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword
>>
>>
>>
>> 2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon
>>
>>
>>
>> 3) Name the capital of France? - F
>>
>>
>>
>> 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell
>>
>>
>>
>> 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar
>>
>>
>>
>> 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital
>>
>>
>>
>> 7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil
>>
>>
>>
>> 8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock
>>
>>
>>
>> 9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.
>>
>>
>>
>> 10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs
>>
>>
>>
>> 11) Something that floats in a bath? - Water
>>
>>
>>
>> 12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse
>>
>>
>>
>> 13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair
>>
>>
>>
>> 14) A famous Royal? - Mail
>>
>>
>>
>> 15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle
>>with
>>
>> wings
>>
>>
>>
>> 16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
>>
>>
>>
>> 17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet
>>
>>
>>
>> 18) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate
>>
>>
>>
>> 19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on
>>
>>
>>
>> 20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police
>>
>>
>>
>> 21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April
>>
>>
>>
>> 22) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing
>>
>>
>>
>> 23) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep
>>
>>
>>
>> 24) Something you put on walls? - A roof
>>
>>
>>
>> 25) Something slippery? - A conman
>>
>>
>>
>> 26) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish
>>
>>
>>
>> 27) A jacket potato topping? - Jam
>>
>>
>>
>> 28) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato
>>
>>
>>
>> 29) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas
>>
>>
>>
>> 30) Something red? - My sweater
>> RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN
>>
>> Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the
>>world?
>>
>> Contestant: Barcelona.
>>
>> Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
>>
>> Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in
>>Spain.
>> STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2
>>
>> Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?
>>
>> Contestant: India.
>> Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
>>
>> Contestant: Espresso.
>> Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
>>
>> Contestant: Sydney.
>> THIS MORNING
>>
>> Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about
>>opera. True
>>or
>> false?
>>
>> Contestant: True?
>>
>> Judy Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an
>>American TV
>> show,so I'll give you that.
>> BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE
>>
>> Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and
>>Israel
>>last?
>> Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.
>>
>> BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC
>>
>> Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
>>
>> Contestant: Four
>> BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW
>>
>> Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
>>
>> Contestant: Er...
>>
>> Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
>>
>> Contestant: Blimey?
>>
>> Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
>>
>> Contestant: (Silence)
>>
>> Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
>>
>> Contestant: Walked?
>> DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO
>>
>> Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
>>
>> Contestant: Holland?
>>
>> Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
>>
>> Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
>>
>> Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
>>
>> Contestant: No.
>>
